January 4th, 2010

Don't worry; I've spent plenty of college time playing VVVVVIDEOGAAAAMESSS. And by
"playing videogames" I mean "playing Oblivion" and by "playing Oblivion" I mean "doing
Oblivion sidequests until I'm level twenty and have no useful skills or armor and thus can't
complete the actual game without cheating."

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion