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 Post subject: Re: The Halo Section
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:41 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The Halo Section
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:37 pm 
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Hey bro! You know how assassinations work? They automatically kill the guy you're going after! When you see someone getting an assassination, you don't keep shooting! You STOP shooting! Because it's an auto kill!

When you keep shooting and take the kill, you just waste ammo and look like a colossal toolbag! A toolbag I want to punchin the face! Never in the history of ever has anyone been grateful that their teammate kept shooting when they see them getting an assassination!

Seriously, fuck you!

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 Post subject: Re: The Halo Section
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:27 pm 
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I am so glad that the majority of players that I play with understand that.

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 Post subject: Re: The Halo Section
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:54 pm 
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Despite my previous comment, I actually managed to get the assassination commendation.

Man I got RRRREEEEEAAAAALLY proficient at those......

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:29 am 
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One of the commendations I really want is the King of The Hill Commendation. I've gotten everything else done, all I need to do is win enough matches in the gametype. That's going to be hard when there's no dedicated playlist for it.

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 Post subject: Re: The Halo Section
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:17 am 
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My proudest one is still the turret gunner commendation. I managed to get it despite all of the idiot drivers I had to put up with.

"All right now we'll just go look for some red guys a-oh ok, we can beeline for the tank, which can kill us in one shot, that works to..."

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 Post subject: Re: The Halo Section
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:53 pm 
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A new map pack is coming out next Monday with some new maps and new (to Halo 4) game modes.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:11 am 
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I just remembered something from the Terminals from Halo 4 that made me crack up. People thought that Master Chief was an exuberant title, but what about THE LORD OF ADMIRALS?!!

I would pay good cheddar for a game where you play as that guy punching Forerunner and Flood alike to death with his bare hands.

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 Post subject: Re: The Halo Section
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:11 am 
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Going through Spartan Ops after finding some unknown motivation to do so.

Can't say I'm too wild about the fact that when you switch it from legendary, instead of just making the enemies more resilient, they also went ahead and gave EVERYONE a GODDAMN FUEL ROD CANON.

Always, my missions end up becoming "snipe at the grunts and jackals from a decent vantage point shrinking away at each shot as the screen then fills with GREEN"

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 Post subject: Re: The Halo Section
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:13 am 
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Going through Spartan Ops after finding some unknown motivation to do so.

Can't say I'm too wild about the fact that when you switch it from legendary, instead of just making the enemies more resilient, they also went ahead and gave EVERYONE a GODDAMN FUEL ROD CANON.

Always, my missions end up becoming "snipe at the grunts and jackals from a decent vantage point shrinking away at each shot as the screen then fills with GREEN"


You wanna play some Legendary co-op Spartan Ops later today?

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 Post subject: Re: The Halo Section
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:16 am 
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Yeah, i'd be game.

Though I'm not sure what sort of time zone you're working on, considering I'm just now going to bed and you're referencing "later today"

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 Post subject: Re: The Halo Section
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:44 am 
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Well I'm on Central Standard time here. I was thinking sometime this afterrnoon.

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 Post subject: Re: The Halo Section
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:25 pm 
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It's 9:19 am as I'm typing this right now. How far off from your own time is that?

Also, my live account name is SuperMedic2. I intended to play more spartan ops after finishing my lab work this afternoon.

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 Post subject: Re: The Halo Section
PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:20 pm 
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The Extraction gametype FINALLY got it's own playlist. Good to play something more objective-based than running out in Team Slayer and the like. Now, if only they could make KOTH it's own playlist again...

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 Post subject: Re: The Halo Section
PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:22 pm 
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Spartan Ops season 7 episode 1 is seriously pissing me off. If they're going to require you to use a mantis to take down a phantom before it shoots yours down, the least they can do is label the daisies thing where I don't have to hunt for it. That and maybe stop spawning these little fuckers with fuel rod canons after it tells me the LZ is clear. There's a point where it goes from "challenging" to "we're going to make this as retarded as humanly possible".

EDIT: OK what the fuck?! If the mission is "clear an LZ" why in the hell do they make it where shit keeps spawing!? You physically can't clear a goddamn LZ with a field that constantly spawns enemies! Who the fuck designed this goddamn level?!

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