AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Starting the game would be a good start.

You should go back and make me the favorite food.

After all, I'm quite a dish~

Episode One: Perfect Hair, Complacent Adults, and Proper Onomatopoeia

Soundtrack: One Fateful Night



We're treated to an overhead view of some town. The police station looms ominously in the corner. Actually, now that I look at it, that's a pretty small police station.



Stardate 11455.7



Actually this is probably more like Law & Order.

BUM BUM



Ah, what a charming little house on the hillside! I wonder who lives in such a quaint abode?



Oh. I do. Why is there no tire swing in the tree or a trampoline or anything? THANKS MOM AND DAD.



After a long day of HAVING NOTHING TO DO IN MY FRONT YARD, it looks as though I've worn myself out.

Soundtrack: Unidentified Falling Object

Soundtrack: Rude Awakening



GEEZ WHAT WAS THAT

Some loud boom just woke me up.

Don't loud booms know that 10 year old kid heroes need their beauty sleep? How am I supposed to maintain my luxurious locks now?



Well, the whole house is up now, might as well go bother my sister and invade her room.



Drat, she seems unfazed! I'll have to try a different approa-OH WHAT MENU ITEMS

AUGH

I JUST WANT TO HARASS MY SISTER.



Hah. Hardly. I am a MAN. HARDENED BY WAR. NO MEASLY SOUND CAN WEAKEN MY RESOLVE.



Ooh, yay presents!!!~

....Wait. This was my bat.



THIS WAS MY BAT.

YOU LITTLE URCHIN. YOU BROKE MY BAT.



Sniff..... Well, I guess this is better than no weapon at all.....

Let's just... Let's just head downstairs.



Well, I haven't been tested.....

By the way, can I go check out the-



....Really?



Well, yeah, probably, but still.... Really?

Just like that?

...Just like that.



You raise a good point. I'd hate to face hordes of untold evil in jammies.



Ugh, I look like a mess. My beautifully quaffed mane is simply ruined!

Stupid boom!



OK, fine, I will, GEEEEEEZ



I could ask you the same thing, buster! Er, Toby!

Soundtrack: Alien Invasion



As I step outside, I take a moment to lament the lack of tire swings in this front yard. Oh how my hair would flow through the breeze on such a swing...



Maybe I'm not the only one with beauteous locks? Hair care is serious business.



That...

That is literally the WORST police procedure I've ever heard.



Oh, you poor soul. You simply MUST learn proper onomatopoeia. Clearly, it was a big BOOM, not a big BANG.



Yeah, umm.... You're a little late for that.

You know, considering there's police EVERYWHERE.



I meet a gruff officer who proceeds to do nothing when I disobey his command.



There.....

There are SHARKS running around outside? Like LEGIT SHARKS?

I'm starting to have doubts about this!



I'm literally the only kid running around, dude. Everyone else is staying in place.



.........

Well?

Wait, you're not going to give me a sword or something?

Meh, you're not old and wizardy enough for that anyway.



OK, seriously, I might try to go rob a bank or something if this trend keeps up much longer.



OK, real talk for a second. DON'T OPEN THIS PRESENT YET. Save it for later, trust me.



Ohai! Wait, you weren't on the character naming screen! YOU AREN'T MY BUDDY!



THANK YOU! See, THIS guy knows proper onomatopoeia!



I....don't think you understand how garlic works.



I.....don't think you understand how PEOPLE work.



Nope. NO NO NO. DON'T PULL THIS ON ME. SPILL IT.



GAA, YOU DISCOVERED MY WEAKNESS. FINE. I'LL READ YOUR BILLBOARD. BUT MARC MY WORDS, I'LL BE BACK. WITH MORE INTENTIONAL PUNS!



Seems legit.



Wait, this is a REGULAR OCCURRENCE?!?



Yeah, that stutter does get annoying, doesn't it?

Oh, oops, my bad, misread that. I really should wear my glasses more often.



The character naming screen says no.



I guess so. That's what it says on our respective doors.



I assure you, my neck is firm and hard. Much like my resolve!



OH WELL IF YOU SAY SO



Excuse me? I'd like a recount, please.



I decide that I've had just about enough of Pokey and police barricades, so I return home to find that my mother has been worried sick.



Very well. Perhaps in the next episode I'll be rested enough that my golden curls will once again shine!

I can't wait for SHIPPING WALL 2.0 to make a guest appearance.

Do you get something different if you open the present later?

Also if you press b instead of a you can talk directly I think.

No, you don't get something different, it's just that some of the enemies you fight when you head back up the hill can steal items, and it's an item I'd rather hang on to for a little while.

I made a couple small changes to the chapter and part titles, really just changing the first segment to Chapter and Part Zero, since it's not really part of the actual game.

Also I had an episode all ready to upload and put on here either today or tomorrow and then Majhost went down. :C

T-T-T-TRIPLE POST

Hey guys, sorry about the delay in putting out a new episode, but I dropped my laptop and broke the LCD screen, so I need to get that replaced. Hopefully I'll have something ready on the weekend!

remind me to never make an LP.

Because computer damage seems inevitable.

Even if I had an unbreakable computer, a meteor would just come crashing down.

If not computer damage, then work or finals or the fucking bubonic plague, there WILL be delays

Your profile pic says it all.

PROTIP: The L button is your best friend in this game. Use it instead of going into the menu and selecting "talk" or "check".

So I hear! I'll have to keep that in mind!

Also Kamak, I'll change the favorite food to you when I get the chance. Hope you don't mind being eaten. And also being a euphemism for LSD.

It's the price I have to pay to be famous.

Welp, I took my laptop in today, and I was told I should have it back in three business days. So expect something on either Saturday or Monday. Friday I'm going to be busy.

Again, sorry for the delay!

This forum is cursed. Every time an LP is started, the offending computer is assaulted with errors and problems until the LP is either dropped in frustration or simply forgotten.