AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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Table of Contents:

Chapter Zero: The Experiment Begins

Episode Zero: Necessary Data is right below.
Episode One: Perfect Hair, Complacent Adults, and Proper Onomatopoeia
Episode Two: Pokey x My Mom is SO NOT CANON
Episode Three: WE'RE OFF TO A GOOD START HERE
Episode Four: Tragedy! The Death of the Exposition Fairy!

Chapter One: One Small Leap for Man, One Giant Step for Mankind! ....Wait, no.....

Episode Five: The TruMarc Show
Episode Six: Shark Week on Discovery Channel
Episode Seven: Draw Me Like One of Your French Ants!

Earthbound Extra: Volume One

Chapter Two: GulliMarc's Travels

Episode Eight: Police Brutality! Also Marc Starts Dieting
Episode Nine: Let's Explore Twoso-CRAP
Episode Ten: Marc Funds the Advancement of Science
Episode Eleven: The Valley of Liiiiiieeeeees.....or maybe not
Episode Twelve: I Know Why the Caged Wry Sings
Episode Thirteen: Marc Vs. The Church of Scientology
Episode Fourteen: The Wry of the Tiger
Episode Fifteen: Making a Mountain Out of a Mondo Molehill

Earthbound Extra: Volume Two

Chapter Three: Lassie Isn't a Cow!

Episode Sixteen: Bring Us the Girlfriend, and Wipe Away the Debt
Episode Seventeen: Zombie Employment Benefits and Failed Camping Attempts
Episode Eighteen: We Break the LSD Meter, Find a Zombie, and Wry Battles Satan
Episode Nineteen: Kira Breaks Out Of Jail.... Do Not Collect $200
Episode Nineteen and a Half: Some Stuff I Forgot to Explain
Episode Twenty: A-maze-ing Dungeon Ducks



Huh?



What's all this, then?



Could it be?



Oh no.....



IT IS



Ladies and gentlemen.

Some of you may be under the impression that this is yet another Let's Play by some random guy on the Internet. Let me assure you that this is not so.

This is in fact an essay on the effects of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, also known as LSD, on young children. This practice is far too common to let slip by unnoticed. I hope that with this series, I can show you the true horrors of this drug, and together, we may end this epidemic plaguing exactly four children.

Let us begin.

Chapter Zero: The Experiment Begins

Episode Zero: Necessary Data

Soundtrack: Choose a File



DEFINITELY FAST



Umm..... Yeah, I'd rather have a stereo than mono. Music amplification vs. disease.... Who wins here?



Mint is the only one that isn't gaggy.

Soundtrack: Your Name, Please



Ah, our first subject. The first poor victim to fall to a horrid drug. To protect the innocent, I will write my name instead of his.

So we'll just go ahead and name him Marcat-



Shoot! Not enough spaces? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. That poor boy is even looking away with indignation!



We'll have to settle with Marc.

I GUESS

IF I HAVE TO



The second victim emerges! From experience, I know that since Marcato can't fit, there's no way Wry Bread will fit. Safer to just stick with Wry.



Kira

Kira where are you going

I know you're scared but this is for the good of everyone

Get back here right this instant!



Finally, we have Exer-DOGGONE IT

Not to worry, I have a solution!



No one will ever know.



Aww, how cute! He looks like a Toby to me!



Ah, now we get down to the root of the problem. Clearly poor Marc's favorite food is in fact LSD, but we can't say that, now can we? Bacon shall be used as a euphemism. No relation to Superior Bacon.



Favorite thing? That's easy, it's shippi.... OH COME ON



Sigh.... This will have to do....

I GUESS

IF IT HAS TO



The stage has been set. Prepare to have your eyes opened as never before. Some of you may wish to flee in terror from what you are about to see, but I urge you to desist! Stay and become stoic against this abomination of a substance!

Soundtrack: Now, Let's Go!

One final note! I haven't finished this game, but have gotten pretty far, so I'll let you know once I get past parts I've done before. Don't laugh at me until then.

Please, don't let this die as miserably as mine did. It does't deserve such a fate.

For the sake of these four little angels, I will do my best.

THEY DIDN'T DESERVE WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN

Why am I Poo.

It's not as bad as it sounds.

This is a very shitty situation.

Exeres is Poo.

That is a new facet of my personality now.

But you see

Exeres isn't Poo

Xeres is Poo

They are pronounced exactly the same!

At least you're in here.

My name would have fit.

:'C

Or mine. I got to Twoson I think.

I got all the way to Gyagas once, but couldnt beat him...

Oh my god.
Someone please make an AZ forum hack for Earthbound.

"Omnithea told you a comic idea!"

"Marc took mortal damage!"

Wouldn't that make Exeres Giygas?

Giygas is an amalgamation of every mod on this forum, past, present, and future.

Also, please don't hesitate to give me some feedback! This is my first time doing an LP and I'm not exactly sure if I'm doing it right.