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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:37 am 
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Dolphins are fucking assholes

-They gangbang female dolphins just because fuck you we're dolphins.
-They rape other animals because again, fuck you they're dolphins.
-They team up, find some random booty shark, the proceed to beat the shit out simply because they can.

Dolphins are assholes and I am not above slappping one should the scenario present itself

They have actually found underwater caves where dolphins drag the unwilling, human or animal and have their way with it.

Yes, undersea dolphin rape caves. They exist. Dolphin's are max douchebag.

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 Post subject: Re: Stuff that you don't know
PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:16 am 
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the tasmanian devil is so violent that it spreads a fatal face tumour throughout their population by biting each other without remorse


Cancer isn't spread by biting I'm pretty sure.
I believe it's just because they have a very small gene pool and it's a problem that just wont breed out because of that.
They aren't that violent really. Just... noisy.

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 Post subject: Re: Stuff that you don't know
PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:44 am 
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They're not exactly killing machines but they pretty much rape their females and beat the shit out of each other. Biting is practically like saying hello, from what I hear


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 Post subject: Re: Stuff that you don't know
PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:02 am 
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Okay, looked it up. Turns out the cancer is transmissible. But I still didn't see anything to suggest they were THAT violent. Certainly less violent than say.... dolphins...

While protective of their dens and partners they are considered non-territorial. Also they will share a communal toilet.

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 Post subject: Re: Stuff that you don't know
PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:07 am 
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I think it's only the bottle nose dolphin that kills its own children, all other species appear to be patient terminators.

Did not know about Devils being non territorial, actually. Must be accustomed to living on that island, I suppose.

Also, yeah, they bite each other when contesting for females and bite the females when they're finished contesting.


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 Post subject: Re: Stuff that you don't know
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You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.

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 Post subject: Re: Stuff that you don't know
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You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.


Okay this just makes sense though

How much fucking time does the average person spend in the water

not a lot

how widespread are cows on land

really really widespread

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 Post subject: Re: Stuff that you don't know
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So, you have Fifth senses. Sight, smell, taste, touch, and hearing. Well, the "touch sense"... is a lot more complex (includes crude and fine touch). But we are forgetting about equilibrioception (sense of balance), propioception (the sense that tell your brain where is every extremity), thermoception (well, temperature) and nociception (sense of pain). Oh, yes. Then we have 9 senses (although a lot of people nowadays think that touch is not strictly a sense).

You think that nociception is not that important to be called a sense? Well, frogs don't have it. If you stab someone, you will know it pains. If you stab a frog, the frog brain will say "Mmmm. There is loss of temperature in sector X, and a lot of signals are coming and going. I'm hurt so I'll should try to recover. Also, there is something huge near me, I should run". See? No whining. Frogs (for example) doesn't have pain receptors.

Oh, oh, oh! Balance. You need 3 things to mantain balance: Cerebellum, the vestibular system (inner ear) and vision! The cerebellum regulates a LOT of things that the brain cortex is going to do in the wrong way, and learns how to do them WELL, also regulates muscular tone and manages most part of propioception. The vision tells your brain where are you, and your surrondings, and the vestibular system with the movements of the lymph in the labyrinth of the inner ear.

Sooooooo... it's like a tripod, but you need at least TWO of them to mantain balance. And here comes the thing: If you start drinking (alcohol), the cerebellum will start to "shutdown" (that why you can't stand up right or miss at things, the brain cortex is doing the motor things without his corrector!). From there... you're in a dangerous road. You'll only have ears and eyes. If you close your eyes, you will drop to the floor.

Well, later I'll bring more interesting and useless things.


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