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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:05 pm 
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Edit: I hate this game now. -_- Well really its just the fact that you don't know if something good could happen or your game will be ruined and you'll die. I just probably could be rich but was too worried about dying to take it. oh well its just a game I guess.

That's the point. It's supposed to be a life simulation; a lot of times you don't know what's going to happen.


Yeah I know. By the way, anyone know what this means? Or if I did something different would I know more about what happened? Again its my first time playing, so excuse me, please.

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The police come and load her into the car. They call her "Esmerelda." You never see or hear of her again.


..Wh-..What.


Wat.

What?


The Esmeralda thing. Wat. How did you get that?


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I forget which block it was but I saw this crazy-looking lady on the street. She looked like she lived there and was shaking badly and had blue skin. I kept picking "stay" and when I had the option to help her I called the police and that happened.


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Psychiatric patient?

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I helped her and gave her a reason to live.


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I helped her and gave her a reason to live.


No, that's a different old lady. She doesn't get taken away by the cops.

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I must have never encountered her, I guess playing through an entire boring game once just isn't good enough.


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I forget which block it was but I saw this crazy-looking lady on the street. She looked like she lived there and was shaking badly and had blue skin. I kept picking "stay" and when I had the option to help her I called the police and that happened.

If you took her to the hospital, she gave you like, $50,000

Which only makes that section of the story even weirder.

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VGnerd_Vera wrote:
I forget which block it was but I saw this crazy-looking lady on the street. She looked like she lived there and was shaking badly and had blue skin. I kept picking "stay" and when I had the option to help her I called the police and that happened.

If you took her to the hospital, she gave you like, $50,000

Which only makes that section of the story even weirder.


That sucks, I only have $5 right now. I could've really used that. Come to think of it what happened to my rich Aunt?

edit: My girls Dad and this guy Harry from the old candy store is now dead. Poor girl is having a bad life. =(

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... "Okay"? That's it? When does it ever not say something about what you did and how its good or bad? Just "okay"? I'm scared now. :psyduck:


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Karilyn wrote:
VGnerd_Vera wrote:
I forget which block it was but I saw this crazy-looking lady on the street. She looked like she lived there and was shaking badly and had blue skin. I kept picking "stay" and when I had the option to help her I called the police and that happened.

If you took her to the hospital, she gave you like, $50,000

Which only makes that section of the story even weirder.
There do exist people who are so penny-pinching/bad booty they choose to live in the street to save cheddar. Or maybe the crazy but rich hobos only happen in Canada - I don't know. *shrug*

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I...I think I found the gay part...

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You and your classmates are changing into your clothes for gym class. For a moment, everyone is naked. Even though you try not to look, you can't help wondering about how you "measure up" to the other guys. How do you feel?

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A LITTLE ANXIOUS AND SELF-CONSCIOUS
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I...I think I found the gay part...

I haven't played it in a long time, but I recall a part involving masturbating with other guys. I'm pretty sure I just went home instead.

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Cafall wrote:
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You and your classmates are changing into your clothes for gym class. For a moment, everyone is naked. Even though you try not to look, you can't help wondering about how you "measure up" to the other guys. How do you feel?

Select a mood :
EXTREMELY ANXIOUS AND SELF-CONSCIOUS
VERY ANXIOUS AND SELF-CONSCIOUS
A LITTLE ANXIOUS AND SELF-CONSCIOUS
NOT ANXIOUS AT ALL



I...I think I found the gay part...

I haven't played it in a long time, but I recall a part involving masturbating with other guys. I'm pretty sure I just went home instead.


I didn't.

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Yeah I really didn't do a good job at being gay in that game.

Oh irony.

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ALSO. IMA LAWYER. LIKE PHOENIX WRIGHT.


I OBJECT.

For I am a lawyer as well. Except I'm like Edgeworth.


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