AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Read Plugged by Eoin Colfer. Apparently the guy got sick of writing for kids and decided to make the jump to adult fiction HARD. Pointless sex scenes and swearing abound. Felt like he was trying a bit too hard.

Still, very Colfer. Clever dialogue and plot, good characters. All very well thought out until some moment at the end that was completely out of left field.

when i grown up and build a house it's going to have a small bookshelf full of my fiance's shitty programming books, but it'll be a secret doorway to my personal library which will have a window seat like this:

with lights in the walls and it'll be super cozy and warm and wonderful

it will be GLORIOUS

I finished A Clash of Kings.

Well now you're really ready for some suffering then.

Now I'm shortly before the massacre at Ffirth Asylum.
And call me crazy but I don't think it's going to be the college kids killing some zombies and looking all cool and shit. At least not for more than 5 seconds.
I can't wait! Dead Hipster kids everywhere!

i saw on a website that someone made their save the date cards for their wedding with the stark crest on it

from game of thrones, not iron man lol

and im feeling a bit bad for them coz they've OBVIOUSLY not read a storm of swords/are only fans of the tv series because SERIOUSLY GOT IS A HORRIBLE THEME FOR ANYTHING RELATED TO A WEDDING

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

That is magnificently awful.

GoT is where I go whenever I'm aching for some pop flyin' romance.

I got On The Beach by Nevil Shute for Christmas. I've been meaning to read it, but first I've got tog get the final issue of Amazing Spider-Man.

I think I might start reading my copy of Hyperion tomorrow, or pick up the copy of The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland, and Led the Revels There I had on hold, I dunno.

I finally finished the Hobbit. It was pretty good and now I can "spoil" the movie for people. I started reading "LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring" today. I expect that it will be a good book, but the prologue is putting me to sleep.

Started reading some Salvatore novels. I started with the Icewind Dale Trilogy because it was the first one written and I wanted to go in chronological order, but now I'm thinking I should have read the prequel Dark Elf Trilogy first.

only one i've read is the cleric quintet (my new computer is named fyrentennimarr heh) but my fiance owns most of them so i'm sure i'll be reading them soon. i enjoyed them and i'm not big inot faerie dwarf dragon elf fantasy haha. is there a list of them in chronological order but not by written time but by time in the world? i don't even know if that made sense haha

Okay, you've got:

Dark Elf Trilogy

Homeland

Exile

Sojourn

Icewind Dale Trilogy

The Crystal Shard

Streams of Silver

The Halfling's Gem

Legacy of the Drow

The Legacy

Starless Night

Siege of Darkness

Passage to Dawn

Paths of Darkness

The Silent Blade

The Spine of the World

Servant of the Shard (also begins new "Sellswords" series)

Sea of Swords

The Hunter's Blade Trilogy

The Thousand Orcs

The Lone Drow

The Two Swords

Transitions

The Orc King

The Pirate King

The Ghost King

Neverwinter

Guantlgrym

Neverwinter

Charon's Claw

The Last Threshold (not yet released)

The Sellswords (spin-off series, not about Drizzt)

Servants of the Shard

Promise of the Witch King

Road of the Patriarch

Is the prologue the part where he rambles about kinds of pipe tobacco? You can pretty much skip that entirely I think.