Okay, so, I'm going to post a relatively long discussion I had with my friends on Facebook. One of them was drunk, here we go.
Me: Metal Gear: A gay love story that almost leads to the end of the world.
THINK ABOUT IT. IT'S TRUE.
Drunk: Snake you have a new mission some young young punk called you gay
Drunk: Also if your referring to raiden yes that is gay buy big boss is for lack of a Petter word a “Boss"
Drunk: Better*
Drunk: Do not drink alcohol while breaking into shadow moses
Me: But, it's true. Look at the facts. Ocelot is totally in love for Big Boss, and while he only reciprocates some of those feelings, it's till there. OCELOT DID EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE LOVED BIG BOSS, IT WAS ALL FOR HIM!
And Raiden is not gay, metrosexual at most. Solid Snake is probably gay.
Guy: Solid snake.
Close Friend: LOL Just got it

Drunk: Solid snake is a boss ocelots sexuality is a reflection of snakes awesomeness and also ocelot got his mind taken over by solid thus he is gay and big boss wants Eva and she's a bitch causing him to be a cranky asshole so history is explained let's wait for mgs5 and yes its coming and no I'm not talking about ground zeros.
Close Friend: Eva wasn't a bitch! Saved his life! Sure, she fucked him over (for cheddar) but truth be told, Snake would have killed Eva in a second if that was his mission.
CF: Only really kept her around because they had the same goal
Drunk: And she had a vag and she never hid her huge tits
CF: That was just some fan service, so that the 13 year olds would keep playing haha
Drunk: Snake loved that bitch tho hahah thirteen year olds never played these games they can't even buy it em
CF: Thats like saying 13 year olds dont play CoD or Modern Warfare because they are rated 17.
CF: CoD or Modern Warefare....Jesus...SAME GAME. Shows how much I know about that shit.
CF: Its also the same reason why all these games now adays are going downhill. They make them way too easy, and take a lot out of storylines and plots because the target audience for game developers now are 13-16 year olds. RE6 was a complete joke, Black OPs 2, like 2 hours of Campaign. Shit like that. Real let down =/
Drunk: First world problems
Other Friend: big boss loved the boss... in a sick twisted sorta way. solid wanted to shag like... all the female characters... there is a sequence in MGS4 where snake purposely drops a smoke to look up naomi's skirt. Snake is Bi at best. Ocelot is plausible.
Volgin /was/ gay, sleeping with a Raiden lookalike.
OF: I think Otakon just likes being a sub, thus the sniper wolf obsession. He would totally submit if snake wanted it.
Drunk: Fuck everything And run
Me: Except Liquid didn't really take over Ocelots mind. He did at first, but after a while it stopped, but Ocelot hatched a plan to brainwash himself into thinking he was Liquid so he would continue with his evil deeds so Snake would stop him and the patriots because that's what Big Boss would want.
GAY LOVE STORY. IT'S A THING. You can be masculine and gay. I mean, Big Boss was totally either gay or bi, as he didn't love Eva, he respected her though. He loved Boss in a mother/son mentor way. It was NEVER sexual.
Far-away Friend: this needs a documentary and a novelized interpretation.
Me: Or it could be a spin-off from the Metal Gear series, where you play as a Japanese detective piecing all the clues together. The final boss is a series of puzzles and Metal Gear trivia controlled by Kojima himself.
I don't know it just seemed appropriate.