AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I've been making the sims on Skype calls with the people they're of, all I'm waiting for now is Exeres and the LP can start.

Also, I'm going to be adding a romantic mod into this too, which makes sims less romantically shy when on autopilot. By default all sims are bisexual (but heterosexual relationships happen more often to keep towns populated) so if you want me to change your sims' sexuality using MasterController, let me know.

DAY ZERO PART TWO: MEET THE ZOMBIES

I've gotten each of the people chosen to help me make their sims on a Skype call, so let's meet the sims, shall we?




Lolita! The glasses aren't actually green, I think that's just all the grass reflecting off them.
Comparison picture here




Exeres! He's using some custom ponytail I downloaded off the internet because the only official ponytail sucked booty.
Comparison picture here




Need Runes 4! Sorry about your expression, Runes, I'll make sure to get a better screenshot later.
Comparison pictures here and here




Malum! Sorry the symbol on your shirt is so small, the custom content maker is really dumb and made the entire shirt half as tall as it actually is so I had to eyeball it.
Comparison picture here



After a small misjudging in household funds involving buying you a different house, cheating your way to the cheddar to buy this one, and re-cheating you down to $3,000, we're ready to begin!

I immediately start urinating on the fridge to claim it as my territory.

>pick up news paper from girl out of window and look for jobs

Obliterate table.

DAY ONE: JOBS FOR ALL

I forgot to show you their traits and stuff, so here are the 4 sims.








Immediatley after pressing unpause, Runes goes to play EA Football.



Seeing that this doesn't bode well, I send Exeres out to get the newspaper so he can find a job.



I do the same for Runes



He's going to need to be athletic to be an effective criminal, so I buy him a treadmill for his room.



who the fuck is dustin
That's part of the Story Progression mod, it shows me the big events in everyone's lives all over town.



Exeres gets a job as a cop.
Oh boy, we have both a cop and a criminal in the house. The tension, I can see it.



Since Loli's lifetime wish is to be rich and famous, I send her to the park so she can schmooze with celebrities.



hurrr
Need Runes 4: Master of faces



After they talked they both just sort of stared at a wall for half an hour.



Since Runes is a daredevil, a shitload of stuff he does is way 2 kool 4 u. Like working out.



Apparently Malum wants to join the military. I think this is because she's handy and her lifetime wish involves fixing stuff.



So I oblige.



Apparently some bitch named Cornelia also got a job in the military.
Let's check up on Loli's celebrity meeting progress.













:colbe-Oh wait that's a good thing, he gained an athletic point.



get a job ya bum



good



After his extreme workout the extreme Runes is extremely dirty so he needs to go extremely down the extreme stairs and take an extreme shower until he is extremely clean.




Malum gains a handiness skill point and promptly upgrades the computer's graphics card.
I'm sure Runes will be pop flyin' about being able to run EA Football in ~~high res~~



Meanwhile Exeres is no dumb no more










This is what pillowfighting looks like.




Oh my~



In an effort to not make the entire house starve, i sent Exeres to cook some food.



pffffffhehehehehe



Loli rolled this want. I think it's actually kind of adorable. (she didn't make it)








Exeres: mac and cheese master.



No seriously, he managed to eat an entire bowl of mac and cheese and go back for seconds before everyone else had even finished sitting down.



Loli is the first to escape from the dinner table.



Malum takes it upon herself to clean up after everyone else.



SIMS



Runes is all tuckered out from exercising earlier so he's the first to go to bed.



The rest of the house soon follows.



Good night, AZ.

I can't fucking breathe.

OH~ YEAH~~~

My face is so...

extreme

Exeres how much macaroni can you eat goddamn

All of it.

I can eat ALL of the macaroni.

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND MY SIM CANNOT MAKE OUT WITH RUNES
DO SOMETHING, TURBO.

Sounds like it's time for a round of Battleship.

Oh man I am laughing uncontrollably

since syo is super goddamn lazy I GUESS I'M SUBMITTING IT FOR HIM



Traits: good sense of humor, absent minded, pizza appreciator, athletic, great kisser

Lifetime goal: perfect body, perfect mind

Favorite color: lime green

Favorite Food: tri-tip steak

Favorite Music: electronica