I'll have a spoiler-free "review" posted here soon enough, but in the meantime, here are some sentences (also spoiler-free) I have said during the gameplay that give some pretty accurate ideas of what this
amazing title.
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"OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK LEAVE ME ALONE NATURE" [Being chased by dogs and without weapons.]
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"Who the hell's paying me $300 to hunt dogs with an RPG?!"
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"I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN." [Flies away.] (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.)
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"Alright, there's... that guuuy.... where's the fuckin' target? I don't see him~... Oh, wait, there he is!.. yeah, that's him. Tagged, and now-" [Pulls out a flamethrower.] "-OPEN SEASON!!!"
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[Headshot; rechamber.] "Fuck you..." [Headshot; rechamber.] "Fuck yooouuu..." [Miss; pulls out the MKG] "Maaan, you could've gone out painlessly. Now I will hurt you and everyone el-" [Spotted by a rocketeer.] "SHIT!"
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[Driving along without complication.] ".... Fuck pirates. Fuck natives, fuck drugs, fuck animals, fuck this island, and fuck Vaas. Ny'FUCK." [Plows into an unarmed bystander, sandwiching them between the grill of my buggy and their broken-down jeep.]
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[Assisting another broke-down driver with a repair tool.] "Finally, a weapon configuration that accomodates my needs and allows me to carry around this acelothyne torch! I'll have this thing fixed in just a minute." [Repairing; suddenly sandwiched in a very familiar way by either a vengeful or incompetent driver from behind.] "AUGH-! Th'fuck?!!" (This also happened.)
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