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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:43 am 
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What is the biggest thing you've ever eaten un-intentionally: I accidentally swallowed a two inch wood screw whole. Don't ask.
The lazy thing you always do: Lay around too long in bed with Buddy.
The moment that you truly felt good about yourself: One year when I was younger, a troubled friend's family couldn't afford Christmas at all and she had cried to it about me and my mom. So that night we went to Walmart and gathered up some gifts for everyone at her house and at like 2am we snuck over there and put everything in their door. She called me the next day crying (for a different reason) that there had been a minor miracle and her family would get to have Christmas. She didn't know it was me until years later, though unfortunately we aren't close anymore.
Did it last: I still try to do similar things for people when I can and I genuinely enjoy giving people gifts. I still feel really good about that time, though.
Something you did that you"ll never do again, even though it was fun: I had one really amazing date a few years ago with my last highschool boyfriend. It was the only time I'd ever had the butterflies-in-the-stomach thing going on for more than a few minutes, and I was so punchdrunk about going to our city's festival with him I worked up the courage to go on the really crazy rides. I'll probably never do it again (I don't really enjoy roller coasters or anything) but at the time it was super great.
What color shirt are you wearing: Red!
How long have you been friends with your best friend: Slightly less than two years now, but it feels like longer.
Where did you sleep last night: My room at my family's apartment.

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:45 am 
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What is the biggest thing you've ever eaten un-intentionally: A metal ball from those magnetic building kits
The lazy thing you always do: get ice cubes because im too lazy to actually get water. Same with ice and food
The moment that you truly felt good about yourself :Cant remember
Did it last: September
Something you did that you"ll never do again, even though it was fun: Skipped classes
What color shirt are you wearing: black and homestuck
How long have you been friends with your best friend: i.. I dont have a best friend.
Where did you sleep last night: in my bed.

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:27 pm 
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What is the biggest thing you've ever eaten un-intentionally: A fly
The lazy thing you alway's do: sit around
The moment that you truly felt good about yourself: Did amazing on my radio show and soundscape
Did it last: Virgin ;-;
Something you did that you"ll never do again, even though it was fun: Getting wasted
What color shirt are you wearing: Gray
How long have you been friends with your best friend: No best friends, but a couple good ones
Where did you sleep last night: My bed with my big comfy blanket

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:41 pm 
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What is the biggest thing you've ever eaten un-intentionally: A lollipop that fell off the stick
The lazy thing you alway's do: Just sit around and draw
The moment that you truly felt good about yourself: Finished a ton of art yesterday
Did it last: July :/
Something you did that you"ll never do again, even though it was fun: Pot
What color shirt are you wearing: Black with skull print
How long have you been friends with your best friend: 26 years
Where did you sleep last night: My regular old bed

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:13 pm 
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I just realized I apparently interpreted "did it last" completely differently from everyone else, probably because of the question right before it seeming to lead into "did the feeling last" and not "when did you last have sex" wopes. SO IN THAT CONTEXT I'm a virgin, there we go.

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:15 pm 
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your mind is just less dirty, cat bread.

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:21 am 
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Actually bread, you got it right. I meant did the feeling last, not when was the last time you had sex. Congratulations on not being a perv or have a dirty mind.

As for the rest of you sex fiends:Image

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:47 am 
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How am I a sex fiend....I've never had sex. We are all terrible people.

You should have been clearer. :colbert:

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:34 pm 
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You should've been.... more....not sex-fiend like. Yeah! Take that!! :colbert: :colbert: :colbert:

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What is the biggest thing you've ever eaten (drinken) un-intentionally: An entire salmon
The lazy thing you alway's do: Whenever people wave or shout at me while I'm not paying attention I never notice them.
The moment that you truly felt good about yourself: Theres a moment every day thats like that, but it takes special circumstances.
Did it last: I don't want to think about it.
Something you did that you"ll never do again, even though it was fun: Riding a bike through a giant puddle off a ramp.
What color shirt are you wearing: Burnt Umber?
How long have you been friends with your best friend: around a year or two, friendanniversary!
Where did you sleep last night: In my bear bed.

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Best present you ever got: Um...i don't know i'm not a terribly material person D:
Last time you told a lie: not sure...
Favorite book: don't have one - i like too many
Who do you wish you looked like: me?
How old were you for your first facebattle: 17 oops
Favorite food to eat: sushiiii
If you could go anywhere in the world: europe! just...pick a place and run with it i'm not picky
Favorite band: too many
Last person you hugged: fiance
Fictional person you most despise: idk man i guess handsome jack but i love him at the same time
What position do you prefer to sleep in: fetal position
Thought of any kid's names/ what are your kid's names: i only like boy names, and old ones. Ian, Aaron, Colin, Ethan etc.
What do you think about most? The past, the present, or the future?: future right now i just want to be married and not have to lie with my parents anymore
Perfect Job: self-employed game designer/animator oh wait i kinda already am
What did you wanna be when you were five: vet
What's the best compliment anyone has given you: fiance told me i made his name look pretty on our wedding invitations. he hates his name.
Thing other people do that bugs you: coughing/clearing your throat is the most annoying sound on the planet
Scene from a movie you always cry at: oh god the part in lilo & stitch where stitch is in the woods and he's saying "i'm lost" to the sky
quote that summarizes your life: butts (in reality probably the entirety of I Will Dance by Katzenjammer is pretty much how i feel about life right now)
What do you like to do on Sundays: i'd LIKE to play games all day but instead i have to go to church
First thing you thought when you woke up this morning: why is my alarm so loud
First thing that you do when you get home: throw my bag on the floor and get on the computer
Number one thing you don't give a flip about but everyone else seems to like: if it's popular you can pretty easily assume i have no interest in it. i'm not ~hipster i just hate hearing about the same daisies thing all the time.
What the worst thing anyone has ever given you for Christmas: um...i guess like makeup bags? but i mean i use those for putting hairpins etc in when i travel so they're still useful
What do you hope to get this Christmas: well fiance is giving me the tickets to my honeymoon that he's been keeping a secret from me so thats exciting

What is the biggest thing you've ever eaten (drinken) un-intentionally: idk i dont really eat a lot :[
The lazy thing you always do: i...i dont know D:
The moment that you truly felt good about yourself: idk i often feel good about myself
Did it last: haha nov 23rd (no baby-making sex til after wedding from then on to avoid accidents)
Something you did that you"ll never do again, even though it was fun: idk if its fun i like to do it again
What color shirt are you wearing: black
How long have you been friends with your best friend: oh daisies like...10+ years
Where did you sleep last night: my bed?

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:35 am 
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Never saw this before, might aswell give it a go.

Favorite superhero: Uh..I don't really have one but if I am forced to I guess it'd be Thor
Favorite video game series: I have many but Legend of Zelda is up top next to Touhou
Who would play you in a movie: Fat Guy #3
Favorite quote from a movie: Marty: "Great Scott" Doc: "Woah this is heavy"
Favorite movie: Simpson's Movie
What fictional character/s are you most like: I really don't know..
If you could have one super-power: Flight.
If you could have chosen your name(first and last): Another one I don't really know..
Favorite TV show: Mythbusters (Clannad if that counts as tv show)
If you could be ANYONE ever anywhere: If Fictional: Okazaki Tomoya, if real: Gabe Newell
Biggest crush (fiction/non-fictional): Tomoyo Sakagami and a girl I talk to every day on the internet for 5 years now
Best present you ever got: My Laptop Computer
Last time you told a lie: Probably not even 2 hours ago
Favorite book: Alice in Wonderland
Who do you wish you looked like: To be completely honest, I am not emo but I really, REALLY want the emo look, skinny, hair over an eye all black and white clothes all that stuff.
How old were you for your first facebattle: Hasn't happened yet /foreveralone
Favorite food to eat: Ham
If you could go anywhere in the world: Tokyo Japan
Favorite band: Just one? Well...Blind Guardian I suppose.
Last person you hugged: My dog /foreveralone
Fictional person you most despise: Oh so many...
What position do you prefer to sleep in: On the side?
Thought of any kid's names/ what are your kid's names: If girl it will be Alice, if boy it will be Tony
What do you think about most? The past, the present, or the future?: Future
Perfect Job: Beta Tester for Valve
What did you wanna be when you were five: Policemen
What's the best compliment anyone has given you: "That was some pro spying" /foreveralone
Thing other people do that bugs you: Be into really gorey stuff.
Scene from a movie you always cry at: I've only ever cried at two things in media before, FFX and Clannad.
quote that summarizes your life: /foreveralone
What do you like to do on Sundays: TF2
First thing you thought when you woke up this morning: I need to get started on that game..
First thing that you do when you get home: Getting home from what
Number one thing you don't give a flip about but everyone else seems to like: Cellphones/Smartphones
What the worst thing anyone has ever given you for Christmas: Scrabble game
What do you hope to get this Christmas: Steam gift cards

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:45 pm 
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Guess i better get this done before lunch.

If you could ask your pet/pets one question and have them answer back:
Average amount of hours you sleep every night:
The best thing about being you is:
Worst torture imaginable (non-graphic):
Cutest animal ever:
Biggest celebrity crush:
How many seconds should a hug last with the average person:
If come this Friday scientist come on television and declare that in 4 hours a meteor the size of Texas will strike the earth, obliterating all life, how would you spend your last 4 hours:

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:30 pm 
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If you could ask your pet/pets one question and have them answer back: Why are you such dorks?
Average amount of hours you sleep every night: six to eight
The best thing about being you is: That I can make people laugh
Worst torture imaginable (non-graphic): Forgetting my loved ones\them forgetting me.
Cutest animal ever: Cats
Biggest celebrity crush: Emma Stone
How many seconds should a hug last with the average person: two or three
If come this Friday scientist come on television and declare that in 4 hours a meteor the size of Texas will strike the earth, obliterating all life, how would you spend your last 4 hours: Streak, then just hang out with friends and family

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If you could ask your pet/pets one question and have them answer back: I don't have any at the moment
Average amount of hours you sleep every night: Less than I should
The best thing about being you is: I don't get offended
Worst torture imaginable (non-graphic): Death with the knowledge of no afterlife
Cutest animal ever: Husky puppy
Biggest celebrity crush: Raven, I guess
How many seconds should a hug last with the average person: Depends on the relationship between the two
If come this Friday scientist come on television and declare that in 4 hours a meteor the size of Texas will strike the earth, obliterating all life, how would you spend your last 4 hours: With family

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