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Hey girl, I hear they rate you 'E' for 'Everybody'
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Hey girl, I hear they rate you 'E' for 'Everybody'
"No, I'm actually 'Ao' for Adults Only."

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Crush Bandicoot wrote:
Used on Life Guards.

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The time isn't the only thing to extend when I hit a checkpoint.

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Blubber
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'Hey, what do you want for breakfast?' - only works at nightime.

This actually worked for one of my friends! It's terrible.

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Merlin
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I would like some pancakes and bacon and home fries.

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Blubber
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I would like some pancakes and bacon and home fries.


Will you be paying by cash, or cheque?

EDIT- HA that works as a pickup line too!

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Merlin
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I don't think you understand the meaning of pick up lines.

That, or you only know of prostitution and breakfast.

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Blubber
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Merlin wrote:
I don't think you understand the meaning of pick up lines.

That, or you only know of prostitution and breakfast.


Yeah, pick up lines tend not work for me...

... but I doubt that has anything to do with the lines themselves. Except in this case.

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Grrl, if you were a line, you'd be a fine line.

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Is your name Marisa? Because it looks like you want to steal my precious thing, so, want me to graze your hitbox?
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Is your name Marisa? Because it looks like you want to steal my precious thing, so, want me to graze your hitbox?


Is... that an FE8 reference?

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scebboaliwiw wrote:
Is your name Marisa? Because it looks like you want to steal my precious thing, so, want me to graze your hitbox?


Is... that an FE8 reference?

FE8? What? I was referncing Touhou, how could that have been a FE8 reference?
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