AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Too dangerous! the crowds will throw tomatoes at you for your lame jokes!

*goes to learn kenjutsu from a samurai*

Thats too dangerous. For obvious reasons.




*Goes to build something with legos.

Perhaps I should build a page-get?*

That's too dangerous. You might never find...



I'm off to find the lost Arc of the Covenant.

Don't do that!

You're afraid of Snakes!

And Nazis!

That's too dangerous. Godwin's law.

*goes to the supermarket*

Pineapples are sharp bastards.

*tries to sleep*

Too dangerous! The Boogeyman could come in them iddle of the night and steal your things!

*Goes to read*

THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS! You might learn something, and forget your name.

*watches friend play Pokemon*

That's too dangerous! You might get blown away by his Level 100 Charizard!

*does nothing*

That's too dangerous! You could get hit by a meteor!

*goes to listen to music*

That's too dangerous! You're supporting capitalism and could get beaten up by an angry punk mob D:

*goes to read through the forum*

That's too dangerous. You could get AIDS.

*goes to lie in an open, grassy field with no trees or any type of civilization around for miles*

That's too dangerous, you could die of boredom!

*goes poking critters with a stick*

THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS! The critters could poke back.

*amused by everyone assuming all of her friends are male*

(I have a total of 7 guy friends, 5 of which know nothing of videogames really.)

That's too dangerous. Gon get b&.