Sorry, I know that I'm resurrecting this topic, but I just love it so much. It's just so-
Hold on.
BACK THE FUCK UP. IS THAT A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING Y-WING BED? YOU BET YOUR booty IT IS. IT'S GOT LIKE A REAL Y-WING LADDER AND SHIT LIKE THAT FOR YOU TO CLIMB UP TO GET INTO THE THING JUST LIKE IN THE FUCKING MOVIE SO YOU
KNOW THAT SHIT IS FUCKING CANON. GODDAMN, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO MENTION THAT IT'S GOT ALL THE FUCKING EXPOSED CIRCUITS AND SHIT JUST LIKE THE REAL THING SO YOU CAN PERFORM MAINTENANCE AND SHIT. JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING DETAIL ON THAT THING IT'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL YOU JUST WANNA HUMP THE THING WITH YO DICK LIKE YOU'RE A DOG AND IT'S A FUCKING LEG THAT'S HOW GOOD IT LOOKS. AND
HOLY ASSFUCK ON A STICK IS THAT A FUCKING COCKPIT? LOOK AT THAT THING, I MEAN GODDAMN IT'S GOT BUTTONS AND A MOTHERFUCKING JOYSTICK SO YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS PROFESSIONAL. YOU COULD GO CRUISIN FOR BITCHES N booty IN THAT THING THE COCKPIT LOOKS SO GOOD. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING GUN TURRET. HOLY POPESHIT, YOU COULD DO
DRIVE-BYS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT IT LOOKS SO FUCKING REALISTIC. SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BED, THOUGH. THE THING LOOKS LIKE IT'S WORTH LIKE, A HUNDRED FUCKING TRILLION CREDITS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT GODDAMN. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT: A STAR WARS REFERENCE MOTHERFUCKERS, IF YOU DIDN'T GET IT THEN GET THE FUCK OUT YOU PISSFUCK DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE YOU DON'T FUCKING DESERVE A BADASS BED LIKE THAT. I BET EVERY TIME YOU GO TO SLEEP IN THAT THING YOU'RE GETTING READY FOR THE FUCKING JUMP TO HYPERAWESOME MOTHERFUCKER.
