AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That's too dangerous. It could really be an ent.

*has her fat cat on her lap*

Edit- I forgot to post something. Deeeerp.

Thats to dangerous! Your cat could get continuously fatter until it squishes you.

*gets cake*

THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS. It could be a lie set up by G.L.a.D.O.S.

*Gets a hamburger*

That's too dangerous! The cows might get revenge on you!

*Goes to watch a scary movie*

THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS! It could just be humorous.

Whatever you're going to do next is too dangerous! A Swampert could eat you!

*Goes to play fetch with her Arcanine*

That's too dangerous! You could trip and get mauled by Zubat!

*Gets a drink*

That's too dangerous! Fish could've peed in that drink!

*watching the Closer*

That's too dangerous! He could jump out of your TV screen and close your head in a door! (Yeah I don't know what that is.)

I'm gonna go re-install The Sims 2 after uninstalling it for the bajillionth time after getting bored of it.

Thats to dangerous! The Sims might trap you in a pool with no ladder.

*Goes to draw stuff*

That's too dangerous. The stuff could draw on you.

*goes to mow the lawn*

That's too dangerous! A self-obsessed LetsPlayer might make a running joke regarding your face if you do that!



*Goes to make more lame lampshading jokes. Like this line right here*

Too dangerous! the crowds will throw tomatoes at you for your lame jokes!

*goes to learn kenjutsu from a samurai*

Thats too dangerous. For obvious reasons.




*Goes to build something with legos.

Perhaps I should build a page-get?*

That's too dangerous. You might never find...



I'm off to find the lost Arc of the Covenant.