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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:56 pm 
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fuck liara seriously

she was another one who didn't get good until ME2

what with the bitching and the moaning about killing her mom, like, one time

not to mention you say once nice thing and she wants to ride your dick like a cowboy

slut

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 9:00 pm 
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I picked Kaiden back in ME1 because I liked how he used his head, opposed to how Ashley used her heart.

I was quite glad to see that he became quite a cool bro in the third game, although that was an uncomfortable moment when he tried to hook up with me.


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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:58 pm 
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Galaxy Man wrote:
My problem with Kaiden was that there was no character development to him in ME1. I mean, Ashley had problems but as the story went on she actually got over a lot of them.

Kaiden basically boiled down to "oh hey yeah i kinda had some problems BUUUUTT they don't affect me at all so i've already gone through my character growth"

he sprouts some new issues in ME3, but in ME1 he's just THERE and it's like okay so i don't give a shit about you

I'm okay with that. I don't really care about your personal issues just do your goddamn job kaiden.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:20 pm 
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Really? I always saw Kaiden as bodaciously the only member of the crew who didn't get all up in your face with his problems, even when you did ask about them.

Kaiden:
"Tell me about the biotic internment camp."
"They rounded us up, took us away from our family, and prodded at us to learn how we ticked. It was whatever."

Liara:
"Tell me about your work."
"I study the Protheans, which has become super challenging since we now have to hunt down my mother, who became indoctrinated into becoming evil by the reapers!"

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:46 pm 
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Except it made him feel flat and boring. Why give him this interesting story if it's not going to be told in an interesting way? If he's not invested somehow, then I can't get invested somehow, which means I don't care about him.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:48 pm 
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He's invested in the mission.

Personal shit can wait for the galaxy to be saved.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:52 pm 
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Not with me.

Collectors attacking? Universe being buttfucked? Can wait for me to sort everyone's shit out.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:44 pm 
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http://www.inentertainment.co.uk/201211 ... xcitement/

I don't think there's a way this could end up good

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:27 pm 
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Galaxy Man wrote:
Except it made him feel flat and boring. Why give him this interesting story if it's not going to be told in an interesting way? If he's not invested somehow, then I can't get invested somehow, which means I don't care about him.

Mass Effect 4: Your ship is bodaciously a big bundle of nerves!

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
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I do have to say that some of my favorite parts of the Mass Effect series was when it suddenly became Persona 3 and I suddenly cared about the attack drones and their feelings.

"I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY DAD BETRAYING ME SHEPARD, NOW GO GET MY ARMOR."
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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:18 pm 
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Apparently this slipped in but was never mentioned

http://nyiro.tumblr.com/post/3615032037 ... -theres-an

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:28 am 
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welp

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:27 pm 
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Isn't it a little late for that?

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:51 pm 
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Apparently you can recover aria's couch from Mass Effect 2. Why? :psyduck:

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:43 pm 
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What?

That...that's not even that cool!

Why would that motivate me to completely replay the series? It wouldn't even get me to reply the last game!

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