AWKWARD ZOMBIE

o dark power makes u sexy~

THATS TOO DANGEROUS, a wood splinter could go flying hitting a deer in the eye causing it to run blindly into a bear's den angering the bear waking birds causing you to get shat on.

*goes to burn upstanding members of society*

THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS! Their burning fur creates a poisonous gas. Use a bomb instead.

*dances around like a mad fool*

THATS TO DANGEROUS! You may fall down a well.

*Goes to spam music on TF2*

That is by far an extremely radical action and may cause harm upon yourself or other persons in the vicinity. The reason? Simply because your computer may or may not transform into a mic-spamming robot! It will be a rouge robot, running around and sharing inappropriate audio from it's speakers and unto it's surroundings. A few days later, in a crude effort to neutralize the mechanical fiend, you attempt to disasassemble your rouge-robot, only to find it's self-defense mechanism to operate, releasing zaps and sparks onto your foolishly unprotected face. The entire world seems to suffer, as the electronic imp is impervious to any attempts of damaging it's self.

A few months later, the government says that quite frankly, enough is enough, and will release a large electro magnetic pulse in the villainous abomination's area, potentially shutting it down temporarily and, because it moves so fast, it may have escaped it's last reported location. To conquer this problem, however, the engineers successfully modify the device to transmit it's electro magnetic pulse in an area of 70000ha.

There is a possible side-effect, however. All electronically powered devices in that area may be permanently rendered useless. The government calls a vote with it's people, and in an almost landslide of a vote, it is passed. The E.M.P. device is set to go, shuts down everything as far as the eye can see, and angry civilians proceed to smash up your rogue robot.
Unfortunately, the following day, when electronically powered systems are due to restore back to an online status, nothing happens. The majority of the population is pop flyin', you not-included. You're whole life practically revolved around gaming, and you feel you aren't physically fit enough to preform the tasks around your property. In an attempt to escape your living hell, you take your own life with a rusty butcher's cleaver.

I'm off to play pokemon.

That's simply far too dangerous. Every child within a 15 mile radius will hear the noises your game emits, along with the Nintendo infrawaves. You'll soon be surrounded by hordes of small, mouth-breathing children. It is imminent that one will eventually ask that they may play the game. As soon as it touches their grasp, the whole mass will erupt into an all-out brawl. In the midst of all the blood, your crushed, mangled body will be given no attention to, and your game too.

I'm going to go stab myself in the belly.

That's far too dangerous! The knife might be rubber, bounce off of your stomach, and ricochet off of a wall, hitting you in the groin!

*stands there, doing nothing*

THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS, YOU MIGHT GET ATTACKED BY A PASSING BADGER!

*watches Spongebob*

too dangerous! the gay sponge might rape you!

*watches Pucca*

too dangerous! the gay sponge might rape you!

*watches Pucca*[/quote] don't do that!

The cute can melt your brain!

*joins you in watching Pucca*

To dangerous! You may attempt to recreate the ninja-stunts seen in the show.



*Goes to make a very large tray of Nachos*

That's too dangerous! You could choke to death, which is usually fatal!

*Goes to mow the lawn*

THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS! You could put someone's eye out.

*runs in circles*

Thats too dangerous! You may become too dizzy to stand, and accidentally fall down three flights of stairs!


*Goes to eat left over Nachos that I prepared earlier today*

That's too dangerous! A hobo could have already come and eaten them all. You'll catch his diseases!

*Goes to check wallet*

Page gets can be incredibly dangerous as well.