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You're old enough to just go to the doctor yourself. If you can barely open your mouth that's pretty bad you know?

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Yep. My mom's been on one one for close to a year now because her throat decided to stop working properly. The valve covering the trachea to be specific.

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D-vid wrote:
You're old enough to just go to the doctor yourself. If you can barely open your mouth that's pretty bad you know?


I don't know how medical paperwork is in other countries, so she might need information that her mother won't give her. Even besides that, it could be an hour's drive to the nearest doctor's office. Nachalnik relies on public transportation, which would add to the difficulty of getting to the office without interception from her mother.
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BECAUSE YOU ATE FOOD.
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STOP EATING FOOD POOPING IS GROSS

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I walked home without underwear on.
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I walked home without underwear on.
I have now confirmed I am not an exhibitionist.
And now my weenis hurts.


Why your elbow? /ba dum tss

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Had to do some emergency laundry so I had clothes for today.
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