AWKWARD ZOMBIE

THat's funnier than it should be.

Dammit Loli, now my thong is riding up, thanks a lot.

excuse you princess brothel, i'm sorry some of us like our asses to look nice

Asses can never look nice. They are the source of gas and poo.

And other parts have piss, blood or milk, but you can like those just as well.

why does a thong make your booty look nice

I thought the point of a thong was to basically be a wedgie and show off bodaciously everything but the crotch and asshole

I mean I may be missing something but like if your booty looks good in a thong, then isn't that more due to having a nice booty than the thong?

and if so, then the thong serves no purpose, as a good looking booty looks good no matter what it's wearing

The thong is like a bra. It lifts and separates.

My stance has always been that if it causes you discomfort, don't wear it. I'm not saying to wear ugly clothing, just not painful ones.

Loli get some god daisies bootyshorts or I will punt you.

where does wearing a thong come into this

I can't fit my toothbrush in my mouth anymore

My mom still insists I'm fine and I would only be wasting time and cheddar if I go see a doctor

Huh...that sounds serious.

Is this a roundabout way to tell Lolita not to wear underwear?

as sure as i am that loli's booty is quite fine, not really

i just don't really get it, a thong is bodaciously just a strip of cloth barely the size of a finger, it doesn't do anything but cover bits.

Some people find thongs attractive, some women find them comfortable. It's just a matter of preference. Thongs are perfectly okay, there's nothing wrong with liking them just like there's nothing wrong with dislikin' them.

yeah i get that but like it doesn't make an booty look any better or worse, really