At the age when little boys start trying to understand girls and start accommodating to these weird mystical creatures’s presence, my brother is already a feminist.
Want to know why ? The answer is quite simple my friend.
During several months, I have sexually harassed my brother.
Whenever he was walking up or down the stairs, I would grab his booty or just spank it (lightly… or not). Whenever I saw him, I would do very mature comments like “heey sexy boy” or “daisies guurl lookin’ hot”. Whenever he would bend to take something I would go, well like this behind him (without the BJ part) :

Well, of course at first it was just a joke, and after some time he even stopped carrying at all, but since I kept on doing this, it started pissing him off more and more because : Yes, I was acting out of pure misandry.
Misandry ? Understand it like misogyny but for women towards men.
With the time, my brother came to the realization that what I was doing to him was wrong. I taught him during these months, how it’s not okay to do that to anyone, man or woman, and showed him why this kind of behaviour is degrading for the victim.
And now, he told me today he sees himself as a feminist. For him “what is not okay for a man, shouldn’t be okay for a woman”.
Ladies, you’ll never see him be nothing but a gentleman
that poor kid. i could cry.