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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:09 pm 
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Oh they obviously left it there as a joke, they laughed at my reaction

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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:24 pm 
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At the age when little boys start trying to understand girls and start accommodating to these weird mystical creatures’s presence, my brother is already a feminist.

Want to know why ? The answer is quite simple my friend.
During several months, I have sexually harassed my brother.
Whenever he was walking up or down the stairs, I would grab his booty or just spank it (lightly… or not). Whenever I saw him, I would do very mature comments like “heey sexy boy” or “daisies guurl lookin’ hot”. Whenever he would bend to take something I would go, well like this behind him (without the BJ part) :
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Well, of course at first it was just a joke, and after some time he even stopped carrying at all, but since I kept on doing this, it started pissing him off more and more because : Yes, I was acting out of pure misandry.
Misandry ? Understand it like misogyny but for women towards men.
With the time, my brother came to the realization that what I was doing to him was wrong. I taught him during these months, how it’s not okay to do that to anyone, man or woman, and showed him why this kind of behaviour is degrading for the victim.

And now, he told me today he sees himself as a feminist. For him “what is not okay for a man, shouldn’t be okay for a woman”.
Ladies, you’ll never see him be nothing but a gentleman


jesus fucking christ

that poor kid. i could cry.


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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
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THE RAPE THING.

Here's the full story.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:57 pm 
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Republicans.

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...I know a woman who was raped and kept the child, gave it up for adoption, and she doesn't regret it.

Wow yeah one person's decision is clearly good enough for everyone else. Good call.

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The Rape Thing


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...What.
WHAT THE HELL?!

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It's always a fucking man


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Women who have opinions like that let their men do the talking I'd imagine.

Then again... have we heard that republican lady from Alaska say anything on the topic yet?

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Are you surprised conservative christian republican men are detached from reality?

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YOU SONICED MY RAINBOOM!
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