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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:51 pm 
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[5:49:26 PM] Yowahoshi: I do that if they're super stuffed
[5:49:37 PM] Yowahoshi: Instead of getting the stuffing everywhere
[5:49:47 PM] Yowahoshi: Bite into it and suck it
[5:49:51 PM] Yowahoshi: Shlrop
[5:50:03 PM] The Willow Witch: ;=;
[5:50:17 PM] The Willow Witch: thats not how you treat a lady

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:10 pm 
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[7:08:56 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: getcha
[7:08:57 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: getcha
[7:08:59 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: getcha head in the game
[7:09:05 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: oh my fucking god
[7:09:09 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: why'd you quote
[7:09:09 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: this

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:03 pm 
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[2:02:27 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: glow in the dark condom
[2:02:29 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: holy shit
[2:02:35 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: it would be like fucking a glowstick
[2:02:44 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: in the dark
[2:02:51 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: it'd be like a lightsaber turning on and off


oh mgy do

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:18 pm 
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Beary Scary Kuma: Great Handsome Oppressor x SCP-kun
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): why

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:30 pm 
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[4:27:15 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy don't worry buddy
[4:27:27 PM] TurbroPunz: everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok everything'll be ok
[4:27:35 PM] TurbroPunz: hmpf hmpf hmpf hmpf hmpf hmpf hmpf hmpf hmpf hmpf hmpf hmpf hmpf hmpf hmpf
[4:27:52 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:32 pm 
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FUCKING CHAO GARDENS

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:52 pm 
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[11:49:00 PM] ZUNG: th-that was one time
[11:49:06 PM] Erinbot 9000: ahahahahahahahhahahaaha
[11:49:13 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: AHAHAHAHHAAHA

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:24 am 
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[9:18:41 PM] Lolita: i'm an art student the only thing i'm supposed to know is how to say "do you want fries with that" when i get out of college
[9:19:07 PM] Cafall: what do fries have to do w/ art???????
[9:19:19 PM] Lolita: shut the fuck up
[9:19:24 PM] Yeili: ??????????????????????????????????????????????
[9:19:30 PM] Tatzel: she arranges them artistically
[9:19:36 PM] Tatzel: and then you can't eat them
[9:19:38 PM] Yeili: like macaroni art
[9:19:40 PM] Tatzel: because it'd ruin the work
[9:19:41 PM] Yeili: but with french fries!
[9:19:43 PM] Tatzel: yes
[9:19:43 PM] Lolita: you're all awful
[9:19:46 PM] Lolita: everybody is baned


permanent bane

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[5/13/2013 11:55:56 PM] Mr.Mander: "Obama announces Boys Love japanese textbook manga anthology" WOULD make a much better headline
[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?


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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:55 pm 
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[12:53:06 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i saw some douchebag dressed as V from V for vendetta today
[12:53:10 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: since it's the 5th of november
[12:53:23 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: and i was just like "it's sleeting and you're wearing a shitty thin cape andlike nothing underneath it you're a dumbass"
[12:53:37 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: pfft
[12:53:57 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: you should have put him on fire to complete his costume

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:02 pm 
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[3:58:32 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I'm baka-oh
[3:58:34 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: you're baka-hoe

[3:58:43 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: FUCKING
[3:58:44 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: RUDE
[3:59:45 PM] Malum: you call yourself a hoe all the time
[3:59:50 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: SARCASTICALLY
[3:59:59 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: oh?
[4:00:07 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I always thought it was pridefully
[4:00:10 PM] Daniel Allardyce: I was a hoe once
[4:00:14 PM] Daniel Allardyce: I tilled all the soil
[4:00:20 PM] Daniel Allardyce: If you catch my drift ;)
[4:00:21 PM] Malum: i - goddammit board
[4:00:23 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: Dan plz go
[4:00:23 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: goddammit dan

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:31 am 
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[10:28:21 PM] Dirges: is sakuras friend gay or something
[10:28:33 PM] Yeili: episode fucking one
[10:28:36 PM] Yeili: that's a goddamn record
[10:28:41 PM] Dirges: WHAT
[10:28:45 PM] Dirges: I HAVE GAYDAR, DONT JUDGE ME

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[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?


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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:29 pm 
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did I just get raped

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:31 pm 
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8:42 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): what the fuck
8:42 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): are you even playing
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I thought it was obvious
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Sims 3
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: *2
8:43 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): ...ok
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: You see
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I invite people to my house
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Seduce them
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Draw paintings of them
8:43 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Invite them to move in with me
8:44 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: And then feed them to my man eating plant
8:44 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I think milk said plant
8:44 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): pfffffpfpfffft
8:44 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: For immortality
8:44 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): you're
8:44 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): awful
8:44 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Thank you
8:44 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I'm starting a gallery
8:44 PM - Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Of the people I've killed
8:49 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): wow jesus

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:20 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:13 pm 
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[5:07:50 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: oh
[5:07:51 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: yeah
[5:07:57 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: well what if he reads everything
[5:08:03 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: with his georgestare
[5:08:19 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: oh god why are you
[5:08:43 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: and he reads everything aloud
[5:08:50 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: with a neutral voice
[5:08:56 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: why
[5:09:11 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I-have-both-her-albums-they're-good
[5:09:33 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: goddammit Great Handsome Oppressor omg
[5:09:53 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: ha-ha-ha omg what-do-you-mean-sodomy-coil
[5:10:03 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: wHY

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