AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I just noticed that Australia isn't filtered any more.

applied for more work. If I get some soon, presents abound.

I'd like to do this this year, but I don't know if my parents will approve of me gving out my address, if I'll have enough cheddar, and and if I'll be able to handle international shipping. I guess I'll have to wait and see.

I wanna Utility Belt, and a Buster Sword, annuh Buster Sword, and a Firetruck, and, and...uhmm....uhhh...a bean bag gun.

I want your immortal soul, preferably cut up and dried for tea.

You'll have to find the horcruxes first.

Fuck it I'm going to join, I was the one bitching about it not being set up sooner anyway.

LETS JUST HOPE I DONT GET ANYONE I DISLIKE

they might get a dead cat in the mail instead of something nice

But Willow I thought you liked everyone

It will whisper dark secrets in the dead of night.

"Don't eat the meatloafff..."

You shouldn't have said that. Now when they receive their dead cat they'll know it's you.

You're gonna have to think of something different now, like a dead gerbil.

We all know Willow. The cat will be covered in fantastic doodles. The room will smell for a bit, but we'll keep it anyway.

WELP! Guess I won't be participating. I don't know if I can tell you guys this (if I can't just delete this), but I figured I should out of fairness to you guys.

...What?

For reasons that are neither directly specified nor do I think I'll be able to divulge when they are directly specified.

EDIT: Yep, it's final. I'll be removing myself from the Secret Santa. There are reasons attached to it, but out of respect to parties involved I won't put them here. I'm a little remorseful that it happened, but hopefully it won't have to happen again. From what I can tell, it shouldn't.

Either way, pop flyin' Christmas everyone.

Why am I geting so much praise over the fine artwork I've done all over a cat carcass.

and no I hate everyone

truely

everyone

Maybe just new people but all you other suckers are pretty okay <3