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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:33 am 
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Like that staff that eats people dreams?


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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:37 am 
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No it's a dagger that has a chance to instakill enemies.

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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:43 am 
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Well if it has charges I can't say it ever ran out of them on me.

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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:43 am 
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No I was talking about the other items that have a non-enchanting bar.


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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:45 am 
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Silver weapons have a bar that looks like an empty enchantment bar, but a different colour or something?

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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:33 pm 
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Mehrunes Razor has a 1% chance to instakill at each strike. It just shows as the enemy you're stabbing suddenly dieing when you know you haven't hit them enough (and then remember you've got the razor of instakill). Given that it's 1% though, you rarely see it. It's like every now and then you think the game bugs out by killing an enemy too soon. As for the lack of enchantment bar, it's because of that 1% chance. Enchantments happen at every hit (except for paralysis I think, but that's a weird one). Every time you hit someone with a fire sword, fire damage happens, so the enchantment goes down with each hit. Most of the time the razor is just a fancy looking knife.

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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:35 pm 
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It happened for me a fair bit.

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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
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I'd probably see it more myself if I weren't too busy slitting throats with it from behind, which is already an instakill with 30x damage.

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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:38 pm 
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Sneaking is the most broken aspect of this game.

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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
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I wouldn't know, I always run in shouting and swinging my enchanted penis prosthetic.

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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
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I wouldn't know, I always run in shouting and swinging my enchanted penis prosthetic.


I've never seen a comment describe my Orc Berserker so perfectly...

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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:47 pm 
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The most fun way I played was sword and boarding everything. Made me feel like an epic warrior and that I was working to get my rewards as opposed to silently removing everyone from existence from range.

I did make a little game out of seeing where I managed to embed my arrow though.

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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
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Need Runes4 wrote:
Sneaking is the most broken aspect of this game.

So much of this game is broken I wouldn't be so quick to say that.


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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:59 pm 
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It bothers me how I can go through a dungeon with moderate trouble, but get absolutely destroyed at the end boss.
Like, stupidly hard Dragon Priests.

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 Post subject: Re: The Elder Scrolls
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:33 pm 
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Yeah, if anything's "broken" about the game, it's how ridiculous the dragon priests will just spam the fuck out of whatever spell produces raging fireballs.

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