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Games where they don't ask you if you want to delete your saved data.

I'VE DONE THIS SO MANY TIMES.


Fuck you Fallout 3, removing a file with all 20 bobbleheads and all behemoths done. When I started with like, 4 bobbleheads and 2 behemoths. Also, on the subject of hate, and Fallout 3, ALBINO SCORPIONS.

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Oh, um. Games that promise large amounts of sandbox and nonlinear gameplay. And don't deliver. Fable 2, looking at you.

Fake difficulty with bosses. Prototype, you whore.

Game with easy end game bosses. Bioshock, man up.

RPGs that force grinding.

RPGs that have unmarked sidequests.

RTSs that make multiplayer (a lot of times) devolve into ARMOR SPAM. Compay of Heroes, watching you.

PC games in general for making me buy things for my computer.

Short-fucking-games.

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Games where If I leave for about 2 seconds and then turn around to get something there's a whole shit load of enemies I just defeated ready to wreck me.


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Games that switch your save data around after you save so the person who saved most recently has their save at the top.

It's supposed to be more convenient, but 9/10 it just makes things more confusing and increases the chance of you saving over the wrong data. If I save in slot 2, I expect my save data to stay there.

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The End! its just...so bad!

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The End! its just...so bad!


Wait, "The end" as in endings, or "The End" as in the old sniper who was a boss in MGS3?


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It better not be the Sniper, his fight was so great.


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Games that kill my favorite characters.


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I cried when he got killed by Saddler... :(

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Games that kill my favorite characters.


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I cried when he got killed by Saddler... :(
Leon's reaction was sad, but kinda funny.

"Luis! LUUUIIIIIIIIIS"

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Ryushusupercat wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
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Games that kill my favorite characters.


LUUUUUUUUIS!


I cried when he got killed by Saddler... :(


I laughed when I saw it for the first time because 1) I already knew what was going to happen, and 2) I realized that Saddler's scorpion-like appendage was retracting underneath the front of his pants. That's right, SADDLER HAS A SCORPION DICK.

Proof around 0:29.

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Ryushusupercat wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Lolita wrote:
Games that kill my favorite characters.


LUUUUUUUUIS!


I cried when he got killed by Saddler... :(


I laughed when I saw it for the first time because 1) I already knew what was going to happen, and 2) I realized that Saddler's scorpion-like appendage was retracting underneath the front of his pants. That's right, SADDLER HAS A SCORPION DICK.

Proof around 0:29.


CRAZY SCORPION DICK DO NOT WANT D8

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The players.


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The End! its just...so bad!


Wait, "The end" as in endings, or "The End" as in the old sniper who was a boss in MGS3?

as in endings, the other end is fine or the secret endings!!
geez, efing RE wuth mutiple endings but i won

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I hate it in games where you can collect items, when you can't pick up something really useful, like that metal spike, or that potion bubbling in the middle of the room, or that plasma cutter attatched to that robot I just killed.

It just really bugs me that you can pick up pieces of junk, and cutlery, but not anything you would want.

Also, trading sequences. I'm looking at you zelda.

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FFF At the end of Okami, there's a save point in the area where the final boss is. So, I saved there, beat the game, and just now found out that I can't go back. They could have at least given me some warning.

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I vote for "Games that have needlessly fancy names for things."

It's particularly aggravating in Final Fantasy XII. The place names are so ridiculous that I can't even remember where I'm supposed to be going. The same thing goes for the character names.

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RPGs that have unmarked sidequests.


Yet another thing FFXII is guilty of. Many of these sidequests require specific items which you only receive one of, so if you sell all your loot you'll end up unable to get such-and-such powerful esper, or whatever.


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