AWKWARD ZOMBIE

plz stay on track

seriously though how the fuck do i apply eyeliner to my top lid without getting it EVERYWHERE

Eyeliner's the devil.

Tip #1: Wear sexy lingerin to school and question nothing
Tip #2: Wear all the sexy panties and giggle about it since no one can actully see how kawaii you are
Tip #3: Invite all of your GURLfriends over and have an awesome tea party

I've noticed that a lot of guys can't tell the difference between girls who don't wear makeup and girls who wear "natural" looking makeup to cover their imperfections and stuff.

And then they see them without said makeup and they're like whoa are you sick or something

if you're looking for makeup tips look no further

Egoraptor is a natural

Crisp doesn't wear any makeup and looks amazing.
And I'd bet most of you would too.

Makeup is for plebs

Makeup is fun and nice. Though, this thread lacks proper makeup tips so far.

nobody on AZ knows how to makeup, apparently.

yep

A typical AZ user.

Oooh oooh I do I do. I just don't put full makeup on all the time.
I don't really know how to explain the eyeliner part though. You just kind of draw it on. Like what do you mean by getting it everywhere, as opposed to what look. There are several different styles of eyeliner

for the most part when i'm putting on eyeliner i just put it in my water line because i'm shitty at putting it on the top lid. also always remember to wipe off your mascara on a tissue

or else clumps

errywhere

Makeup is a myth

I know some, but it's hard to describe.

EDIT (now I have time to sit and think about it): What kinda eye liner are you using? Just a regular pencil?
Is your problem that you can't get a straight smooth line above the lashes? Since you usually line the water line I'm assuming that's your problem.

Keeping your pencil sharp is important so the line is finer and exactly where you want it. I put my finger at the corner of my eye and pull the skin to make it taught so the pencil doesn't catch and drag. That's usually enough to get a smooth line though sometimes I have to go back and dab at any gaps that were missed. I also only do this lightly and build up the line so I don't get blotches of eye liner.

If after all that it's still not smooth I just smudge it and clean it up with a cue tip. If you've managed to make a god awful mess just put a little moisturiser on the cue tip and 'erase' the excess.

Oh and sweet cheat: If the make up is for an evening out and you want to have an even dark smudge around your eyes, just line it heavily as evenly as you can, then take a shower. Excess should be washed off without all the effort. No need to be delicate. Note that I do mean that you'd wash your face. Otherwise it just looks like emo make up.