AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Alas, my heart! It receives only the one 3

Oh god.
What do the symbols even mean?
I don't want to scour the thread looking for an answer, because OBESE LAZINESS, so yeah.
What's up with them symbols, mang?

Also:
Luro [one sided love symbol] Kamak

I think Crisp is the only one who knows I'm even here. ;_;

They're Homestuck references, and it's understandably a little confusing for people who don't read it.

To put in simple terms:

<> = really good friends holy cow I will be crucified for that definition

<3< = hate

c3< = someone who acts as a mediator between two people who hate each other

Just don't worry about those if you're not a Homestuck reader.

dinosaur <3 everyone

Willow <3< Komo

by popular demand

There's a lot of nuance and cultural bullshit surrounding why that's not accurate, but I am personally of the opinion that it really doesn't fucking matter at all and it is a perfectly reasonable analogue for friendship.

More accurate, still simeple explanation
Two people who make each other stop being so daisies violent and crazy.

But since that's not exactly a common thing for humans, it basically works like friendship.

I will hunt you down and drag you by your throat to a bed covered in dead rose petals for INTENSE HATE SNOGGING.

That is very non concentual.

It's totally cool because you're staying on the floor. I just like sleeping with dead flowers. You just sit on the floor and hate snog yourself.

Me x no one

Forever single, baby! -sob sob-

Guess who's going on the wall first?

Unless you don't want me to

Sandwich <3 whoever fights for it

What is this, Castle Crashers or something?