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Turbro
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Yesterday I managed to make a poop that was at least as big, if not bigger than my forearm. Unbroken.
I was simultaneously disgusted, relieved and kind of proud.

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Mete
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Just like childbirth!

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When I was really really young that's how I thought childbirth worked. The horror

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Wait, you mean it ISN'T how childbirth works?

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D-vid
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Yesterday I managed to make a poop that was at least as big, if not bigger than my forearm. Unbroken.
I was simultaneously disgusted, relieved and kind of proud.

How did you flush that monster?

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Madican
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It crawled down into the sewer of its own will.

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Valbrandur
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It finally got free of it's human prison so I'm not surprised it did.

Who knows what that little monster is doing now.
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Madican
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Feeding and growing.

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electronic goat
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It will one day emerge out of an AZ member's sink.

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D-vid
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Aaaah this poop burns worse on my booty than the chilis I ate that make it burn.
How is that possible?

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Gryewolf
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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
I just can't stop pooting.

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I cut my finger at work last night.
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Nachalnik
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my front teeth are getting fucked up by my mouth guard and my mom says it's all my fault

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D-vid
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I had to poop again and aöshdfsdöfasdghaefiv what is this. I just had pickled chilis, they're so mild I could eat the whole jar in 15 minutes if I wanted, why do you hurt so much getting out again aadgag

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