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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:28 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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I just swallowed a soft boiled egg.

Yuch worst texture

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:32 am 
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How the hell did I get my period and sick on the same day? Ugh I feel like shit.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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i wore super cute underwear to bed hoping i would be able to wear my fav. outfit but then it turns out to be like 36 today and i have to wear sweatpants

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:22 pm 
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Nameless amateur/webcam girls, why are you so much better than any porn star on the planet?

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I still feel like shit!
Nose, nose please stop running. God dammit, I better be well by Saturday. I got shit to do.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:17 am 
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Nameless amateur/webcam girls, why are you so much better than any porn star on the planet?

Because those random girls dont get cheddar and do it for the hell of it instead of as a job.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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I'm at the airport.

I need to poop.
I cant poo in public.
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my anus itches

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:50 am 
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Scratch it then

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inside my anus

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Oh. Well. Er. Dunno then.

Edit: I poo'd. I feel A LOT better.

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Got my period reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally early, which probably explains why I've been on a killing spree for the past few days.

Everyone leave PissyWillow now, or there will be consequences.

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Moo moo pretty lady have some tea. :c Or keep me company on my flight to montreal

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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So much snot! Nose stop it, I can't breath!

Also my period was really bad last night. It's ok I didn't need that underwear anyway...

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