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Sollix · **Posted:** Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:50 am

I find i have the best wanks wben I first wake up.
Is that odd?

D-vid · **Posted:** Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:51 am

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Crisp wrote:

I find i have the best wanks wben I first wake up.
Is that odd?

No babe, it's hot.

BeatBoxingBoo · **Posted:** Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:52 am

Crisp wrote:

I find i have the best wanks wben I first wake up.
Is that odd?

It's the opposite for me.

Sollix · **Posted:** Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:53 am

Really,bbb? I find that when im already relaxed and comfy it feels so much better than rubbing one out befire bed

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

2 am or no deal.

Sollix · **Posted:** Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:55 am

Try 10 am on a sunday.

At 2am im usually dead asleep.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Can't do it if it's not dark outside

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

i wore my new mouth guard to sleep last night and it was more comfy than my last one

the only thing was when i woke up my front teeth were hurting like hell

x_x

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:11 am

Mouth gaurd? YOu mean the prevent grinding and stuff, or like a retainer you wear after braces?

Sollix · **Posted:** Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:14 am

Mete wrote:

Can't do it if it's not dark outside

Any time of day can be fap time

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

Gryewolf wrote:

Mouth gaurd? YOu mean the prevent grinding and stuff, or like a retainer you wear after braces?

it's to stop me from grinding

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:21 am

Well you may still be grinding your teeth, maybe you should ask your dentist about it?

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

i might

i'm going to leave it for a bit longer to see if it gets any better but if nothing changes i'll ask about it

Dedivax · **Posted:** Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:02 pm

God fucking damnit dad first you tell me to go to bed because I was being noisy and possibly waking up mom then you start watching porn with the audio loud enough for me to hear from the other side of the house what the actual fucking fuck

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:50 pm

I've had a lot of gas lately and it's really annoying because it's the type that just sits in you gut and doesn't go anywhere.

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