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Alex
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:19 pm 
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i think i made the god of butt-zits mad, it's like the only place i get any zits but i wash my butt every day so i don't know what's wrong
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Kamak
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I currently have a zit on the corner of my bottom lip.

It hurts like fuck when it gets stretched when I make "A" sounds or eat.

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something smells really bad and i'm half sure it's coming from me


Then go shower.



On another note,
Mad liquid poops last night. I hadnt eaten corn all week bug for some reason thats p.much all my poo was. It was kinda weird.
I also find that for the last few weeks ive been pooping morenthan once a day.
Coupled with a nasty cold that im just getting over, im running out of toilet paper, and fast

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D-vid
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Oh hey I've been pooping more than usual too since you left here. Weird.

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Mete
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CROSS-CONTINENTAL SHIT EFFECT.

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Sollix
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Extremley odd.

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Since we were all talking about poos I went to go so I could join in on the conversation.
It was stinky, so um, all systems normal I guess.

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Alright, we're just about done with that three straight weeks of diarrhea. You know what you could really go for right now? CONSTIPATION.

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Mete
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Gotta balance things out, man.

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Nachalnik
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Crisp wrote:
Then go shower.


Yeah, I did. Nearly three days ago when I posted this.
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Kamak
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My nose.

Why does it continue to run?

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Mete
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It's annoying when I take a shower in the evening and then have to take a dump before going to sleep.

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I hate when I'm in a rush in the morning, so I don't brush my teeth very thoroughly, and I'm left with half-morning-breath for the rest of the morning. Bleh

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i've been wearing this hoodie for a few days and for some reason it feels really gross and moist and sweaty already
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