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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:17 pm 
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'Tell me, how do you feel about 39-year-old virgins who still live with their mothers?'

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Wanna fuck? :P

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So I hear you're into mudkips.

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Ive never had a girfriend before...but...

baw-chikka-bow-wow!

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OOH! I just made this one up! "I happen to be a hunter, and I think Ive found a beast"


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...No. Stop making them up.

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Merlin wrote:
...No. Stop making them up.


Im just one of thoose people who is told to "stop" when doing just about anything.


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Indecisive wrote:
Merlin wrote:
...No. Stop making them up.


Im just one of thoose people who is told to "stop" when doing just about anything.
Obviously, everyone is out to get you.

Kill them all.

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'Doin' anything tonight?'
(The answer I get is always 'Yeah, you.' I'm such a lady killer. ;D)

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I'm not sure if this has already been said, but I don't really want to search through 20 pages just to make sure.

"Isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing?"
"Yeah. I'm staring right at her."

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How do you like your eggs?

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How do you like your eggs?

Unfertilized.

... Women aren't meant to be funny.

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Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.

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Indecisive wrote:
Im just one of thoose people who is told to "stop" when doing just about anything.


Then what should we stop doing?

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The shirt/dress looks becoming on you, but if it was off I'd becoming on you.

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