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Sol Reaper
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Dem hormones kickin' in :science:

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
I really need someone to be physically intimate with. I don't know what's up with me but it's just urgh, it's too much.

I've been feeling this lately. I think my hormones are revving up for some reason.

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Why hello there Great Handsome Oppressor~

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Clearly there is only one solution.

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Kamak
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Clearly there is only one solution.

Sex orgy?

Euthanasia?

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Sol Reaper
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Exeres wrote:
Shaddelicious wrote:
I really need someone to be physically intimate with. I don't know what's up with me but it's just urgh, it's too much.

I've been feeling this lately. I think my hormones are revving up for some reason.

It must be some worldwide shift, like the magnetic poles. I'd figured it was just because I'd finally gotten over my ex, but if it's all of us...

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Gryewolf
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Eugh same here, magnetic poles are the only poles that are shifting.

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Kamak
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Is that why I suddenly curve left instead of right?

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Switch it up peridically and you'll straighten out.

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Reyo
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Strange...I don't feel out of the ordinary...

Must me my theory was right, I really AM always horny...

It would explain all of those and you were so eager to!

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getting ulcers or something on my lips


turns out it's a allergic reaction to something

it's really gross and it keeps oozing and eating is hard
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The Willow Witch
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My bum

my bum just wont stop

it burns so bad but it wont stop

;-; take all the pepto

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For the longest time I could tell which of those were 'burn' and which were 'bum.'

Unrelated: dang I wish there was a way to keep my upper pubic hair/lower chest hair out of my belt buckle. Shit stings.

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Gryewolf
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I forgot I had to pee for an hour.
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