AWKWARD ZOMBIE

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

(choices are Consular, Sentinel, and Guardian. Consular has the most force power to throw around, Guardian has the least, Sentinel is somewhere in the middle. I prefer playing male because The Last Handmaiden is way cooler than the Disciple but I'll roll with whatever you guys choose.)

edit: also give me a name, that would be good.

Call yourself Dronin Kickass, the jedi consular. Nothing beats making your enemies fall down on their booty, after which they stand up and freeze in place.

Added a poll to quantify your choice with science or something. Down the road I'll probably use it for choosing what sort of the direction our character will take.

I'll suggest male consular, however I can't think of any awesome names to suggest.

Male consular, Lambeth Teslafingers.

I flipped a coin on the name

Skipping the long and annoying opening crawl that all starwars related media must have, we end up sleeping in a tank


We awaken. We walk into the hallway

That door is jammed and the morgue door is locked! Can't get a break. :c

Aw yeah time to Assange this computer


Huh, that's weird. Anyway I unlock a storage room behind me and the morgue in front of me. After swiping some chemicals and Medpacs, I head over to the morgue.



This one is definitely dead. Guess it wouldn't be a morgue otherwise. I head over to the other and find a plasma torch on his body. Score! We can use this to open the door across from the kolto tanks.


uagh oh god zombie oh god oh god she got up


a zombie with a very good sense of smell.



That was some crazy party man.

like I said, crazy.


















I'm being nice because it really doesn't matter at this point. We'll get to the moral dilemmas later.

Anyway, we have escaped the confines of the medical bay.

(I'll see if I can find a script of the game, watching people talking is not the most exciting thing. Nor is taking a bunch of pictures to show the conversation.)

use blasters

when you move around constantly press X to flourish your weapon

You should cut off that bitch's hands.

HA HA HA HA HA HA.

HA.

Rename yourself Kenshiro. Get Force Speed. Punch everything to death at light speed.