AWKWARD ZOMBIE

have you ever actually taken a psychology class
or even been to therapy

are you available to roleplay a passive aggressive new father

Bare feet master race reporting in. Shoes are for suckers.

Bare feet ftw.


Also, I fucking hate my body being a nuclear reactor of heat production. Jesus fucking christ summers suck. Not only is my body heat just enough to make me extremely uncomfortable and sweaty from just sitting around, but added ambient heat makes it impossible for my body heat to escape, therefore cooking me form the inside like a roast turkey in Hell. I miss winter, where all my body heat gets pulled away and I feel normal D:

i quite like going bare too, but some socks are nice

I go barefoot around the house, bottoms of my feet are pretty tough which makes it infuriating when I have an itch I can't do a daisies thing about.

ouch, sorry.

I find popping pimples to be oddly satisfying, I'm so gross. T_T

i think there's something special about my brother's cooking
any dish he makes will give you gas

you think that walking barefoot is cool? Try playing soccer barefoot you wankers.

...using a british word like "wankers"
with s-s-soccer?

colonials

If you're using a proper football that's just going to hurt like a bitch. If it's masochism you're after, try walking 200m upstream a fast-moving river while pushing two kayaks, while barefoot. I still don't know how my feet weren't reduced to mince-meat on those rocks, propably because I'm partly hobbit.

Do all Italians that speak english just speak in massive hodgepodges of various phrases from various form of english?

Clarify.