Drinking gasoline makes you a Transformer.

spongedav · **Posted:** Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:54 pm

That is mean but yet soooo funny!

+1

Myk · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:33 am

gasoline

wow

Defenestrator2.0 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:25 pm

Oh, now I see where he went wrong. He was drinking regular gasoline. If you want to become a Transformer, you have to drink Super Unleaded.

spongedav · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:41 pm

What's the most stupid thing you ever drank?

I know someone who drank ink cause it smelled like bananas. Then she started freaking out thinking she was gonna die. But she's really smart (always gets 95+ on tests).

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:43 pm

There's a thread for that already.

spongedav · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:04 pm

The Big Cheese wrote:

There's a thread for that already.

Really? People have nothing to do...

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:18 pm

Its the off-topic thread. Not a "worst thing you've drunk thread".

Also, why is gasoline so enticing to smell but horrible idea to do so.

vannielou · **Joined:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:27 pm **Posts:** 195

I laugh everytime I think about this. Like don't you think at least after a year or so he'd stop and think "hey, am I crazy? Oh my gosh I'm nuts. I've been drinking gasoline!!!"

Maybe that did happen and here's what happens (like a choose your own adventure):

1) he was like, fuck it and kept drinking.
2) I'm so stupid! I can't keep doing this I have to die! You know what? I'll drink gasoline, that'll kill me.
3) hey maybe I can breathe fire now!

your choice.

Furour · **Joined:** Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:06 am **Posts:** 67

I myself always thought gasoline smelled like bubblegum. Still do, but every time I mention this, people give me strange looks.

Im not the only one that notices this, right?

Sloth · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:16 pm

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you are.

Defenestrator2.0 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:13 pm

You would think that his body would have violently reacted to the gasoline. Which would make the story even worse, because that would mean that after his body was finished telling him that no means no, he kept fucking doing it.

I have to hand it to him, though. He's got a lot of heart. Not a lot of brain, but a lot of heart nevertheless, which makes him the lamest planeteer ever.

spongedav · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:18 pm

The voices told him to do it!

Badfish · **Joined:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:52 pm **Posts:** 3480

You'd think after the first year he'd start seeing some progress with the whole "Transformation".

spongedav · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:24 pm

Badfish wrote:

You'd think after the first year he'd start seeing some progress with the whole "Transformation".

He did. He also saw many other things...

Three-Headed DemonDog · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:33 pm

I feel sorry for the kid, but something was wrong with him in the first place.

So who else smells a lawsuit?

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