AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That is mean but yet soooo funny!

+1

gasoline

wow

Oh, now I see where he went wrong. He was drinking regular gasoline. If you want to become a Transformer, you have to drink Super Unleaded.

What's the most stupid thing you ever drank?

I know someone who drank ink cause it smelled like bananas. Then she started freaking out thinking she was gonna die. But she's really smart (always gets 95+ on tests).

There's a thread for that already.

Really? People have nothing to do...

Its the off-topic thread. Not a "worst thing you've drunk thread".



Also, why is gasoline so enticing to smell but horrible idea to do so.

I laugh everytime I think about this. Like don't you think at least after a year or so he'd stop and think "hey, am I crazy? Oh my gosh I'm nuts. I've been drinking gasoline!!!"

Maybe that did happen and here's what happens (like a choose your own adventure):

1) he was like, fuck it and kept drinking.
2) I'm so stupid! I can't keep doing this I have to die! You know what? I'll drink gasoline, that'll kill me.
3) hey maybe I can breathe fire now!

your choice.

I myself always thought gasoline smelled like bubblegum. Still do, but every time I mention this, people give me strange looks.

Im not the only one that notices this, right?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you are.

You would think that his body would have violently reacted to the gasoline. Which would make the story even worse, because that would mean that after his body was finished telling him that no means no, he kept fucking doing it.

I have to hand it to him, though. He's got a lot of heart. Not a lot of brain, but a lot of heart nevertheless, which makes him the lamest planeteer ever.

The voices told him to do it!

You'd think after the first year he'd start seeing some progress with the whole "Transformation".

He did. He also saw many other things...

I feel sorry for the kid, but something was wrong with him in the first place.

So who else smells a lawsuit?