AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Come oooon community service.

if they give him community service chris will definitly do something stupid. Probably something stupid that implies girls.

Okay guys, it's all over.

Chris and Barb pleaded guilty and took a plea bargain. Bell tried to play the autism card too, and tried to explain the whole incident as a misunderstanding.

Both of them got community service. Barb got two years probation while Chris got one. Chris is also legally bound to accept all counseling and evaluations under penalty of jailtime. Oh, and he has to pay Snyder's medical bills, although he called Snyder a thieving liar in front of the entire courtroom and insisted that he didn't deserve a cent of it.

Some more information might be forthcoming, but the Court Saga is over. Now begins the Community Service Saga.

This will be good

Did I mention that according to one of the FAs(Cyan), Chris was "dressed like a hipster" and kept trying to make eye contact with women in the audience, including the FA herself?

Also, the trolling did get brought up, but only because Bell was using it as proof that Chris can't handle the world.

Here's the other FA's account(Indigo):

-She suspects that Bell made Chris tone down the tomgirl thing for his court appearance. He was wearing some makeup though.
-They accepted the plea, but insisted that their version of events was the TRUE and HONEST version. This sort of thing could be denied by the judge FYI.
-When Bell called Chris an "Adult autistic child" Chris went from pouting to near-outrage. He almost yelled at his own lawyer but caught himself.
-Snyder's lawyer was the one who suggested community service. Apparently, he said that Chris could start giving back to the community in an effort to reintegrate himself into society. The FA said that Chris had a priceless expression when he heard this.
-Rocky was there(the FAs had her mixed up with Anna, which is weird because we have pictures of both and Rocky is an old woman while Anna is younger than Chris). She shot a suspicious glare at the FAs, but that was it.
-There was also a younger woman with them. By the description Cyan gave, it may have been Kim.

Oh, and the terms of Chris's probation. For the next year:

-He needs to stay out of trouble with the law
-He needs to stay in touch with Bell
-He needs to comply with psychiatric help
-He needs to do community service
-He must never contact Snyder again

If he manages this, his felonies become misdemeanors.

Oh, and also, Snyder was actually backing all of this, as he didn't want Chris to have a felony on his record. Chris still called him a thieving liar in court. Also, Snyder was actually hit by their car twice. Once when Chris hit him, and once by Barb when they switched places. That was why they both had fail stop felonies.

List of things Chris will never be able to accomplish

For srs though, being forced by law to get psychiatric help? Freakin' finally, he's needed that since high school. I really hope the psychiatrist can help him, even just a leeettle bit.

Well, now Chris will not be able to blame the trolls if he get in trouble with the community service.

Yes he will. You can bet your life on it.



Ahahahahaha

No. This put a minor dent in his tugboat cheddar. This reduced his vidya time. He's still banned from the Game Place. He's going to resist this at every step and only do the barest of minimums so he can do as little work as possible without having to go to jail.

Also Chris updated his facebook



According to Cyan and Indigo, there were two women who were thrown out of the trial for being disruptive. Chris might have been talking about those two instead of the actual FAs. And nothing would make me laugh harder than Chris going to jail because Anna kept encouraging his delusions.

I repeat:this will be great

Good lord, could someone miss the point ANY HARDER?

Even by Chris standards this is hilarious. Haven't seen good stuff like this since the Father Call.

I thought about how that could possibly work, but then I remembered that this is Chris we're talking about.

Wait, hang on.

Bell actually did confront Cyan and Indigo after the trial. Bell asked for their names and wrote something down, but they gave him fake names. They made sure nobody got the rest of their dox.

That is all I have to say about the result of the trial

Also many thanks for the asperchu audio books, did not know that existed.

I'm looking forward to the psychiatrist thing. Barb and Rocky can block the bills and dampen the community service(Rocky's liable to end up orchestrating that), and Chris's restraining order on Snyder is a wildcard, but this is going to happen to him, like it or not.

I don't think it will help him, though. Pretty much everything that could help Chris hinges on Chris cooperating with it. This will, however, piss him off immensely.

Also, Cyan maintains that Chris said "thieving", not "bribing". Wouldn't be shocked if Chris either lied or simply forgot what happened at his own trial.

looking forward to the development of this whole thing. It is going to be great