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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:10 am 
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Ah, but you see, he had almost begun the transformation into a robot.

Just six more litres and BOOM, he's saving the world and turning into an automobile.

It get's worse before it get's better.


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Mm, gasoline... tasty.


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It's more than good.

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Are they even sure that he wasn't retarded before he began doing that?

Because, y'know...

This.

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Unless retarded people can put-together a T.V., then probably.


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I agree, he probably had some sort of mental issue.


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Water wrote:
I know a kid who
Doesn't know how to think
When he gets thirsty, he
Has a little drink
But he don't drink soda,
No, he don't drink juice,
He don't drink water, 'cuz
What's the use?
He drinks

GAA-AAA-AAAAAAAAAAASOLINE
GAA-AAA-AAAAAAAAAAASOLINE



This is absolutely amazing.

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You know, it's gonna work.

Cuz' Pretty Soon he's gonna tranform ito a corpse.


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...And in other news, the gene pool has been severely improved.

You would think that the parents would have noticed him borrowing large amounts of cash from them back in the gas crunch a few years ago.

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OMG!!!!!!! Everyone knows that drinking gasoline=death or big body damage!

I feel bad for the kid, even if he is stupid. What did his parents teach him?

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OMG!!!!!!! Everyone knows that drinking gasoline=death or big body damage!

I feel bad for the kid, even if he is stupid. What did his parents teach him?

Well they live in China so I guess not much.


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OMG!!!!!!! Everyone knows that drinking gasoline=death or big body damage!

I feel bad for the kid, even if he is stupid. What did his parents teach him?

That gasoline is delicious.

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Now they'll probably put a ''Warning, do not atemp to do anything you see on this show. ESPECIALY DRINKING GASOLINE." at the begining of every transformer cartoon\movie.

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DISABLED KIDS OF THE WORLD, ASSEMBLE!

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