AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but you get sucked up into the wings of an airplane and die.

I wish all the trolls would gtfo.

Granted. But the're only AFK. And you're on fire.
I wish for a puppy.

Granted but the puppie is on fire

I wish that the dog didn't die in Road Warrior

Granted, but the dog kills everyone else instead.

I wish I could draw well.

Granted. You now possess the skill, but you're blind.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it hates you.

I wish I hadn't necro'd that thread. Durr why was it at the top @_@

You called?
Granted, but you are banned from everythink in the world. Including breathing

I wish for a BFG.[/b]

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish my tablet worked.

Granted, but whatever you draw comes to life and sets you on fire.

I wish I could change my shape and size at will.

Granted, but you must focus on nothing but your new power at all times or you'll morph into a frog.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but it doesn't come true.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

Granted. But suddenly, everyone else is to shy to talk to you.

I wish I had an emoticon.

Granted. :awesome:

I wish butter milk was not so gross ew ew ew

Granted. Is so delicious that you drown yourself in it.

I wish I had a soda.

Granted, but of all things, it was, get this, POISENED.

I wish my new copy of SSBB would hurry up and get here, it is still the same game, worked, and I, and the entire world, would still exist and I could afford it and it would stay with me Forever and noone would take it away and I would still have a life.
AND my Wii will not break. And I could play it. AND my TV is still entact. And My TV and Wii cannot be stolen. Same for the game. AND No one would rob me. AND I WON'T DIE.