AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted but now you never wake up.

I wish that i had normal sleeping habits.

Granted, but in your waking life you have crippling OCD.


I wish that I could cook better.

Granted. You look :awesome:!
But you are now on fire.

I wish I was an ant, and that the person who grants it would be insanely creative in corupting it.

(I...I think you misread my post. Or you made a typo. It was 'cook', not 'look' xD)

Granted. You're an ant, and then whilst searching for food to take back to the colony, you get stepped on, but you don't die. However, you DO release the scent of death (yes, ants have this) and your other antmates come along and carry you off to be eaten/buried alive. Luckily, you're also a genetically mutated ant who sprouts wings and flies off, thus avoiding being a victim of anticide.

But then you get eaten by a bird. The End.


(Yeah, that's really my attempt at being creative)


I wish my inking pens hadn't died.

Granted, but your out of paper and pencils.

I wish I could shade drawings nicely.

Granted, but now you have no hands.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

Granted. Now you have no head!

I wish everyone in the world was colorblind.

Granted. But everyone dies at traffic lights. And you are on fire.
I wish I was on fire.

Granted. You are on fire.

I wish I could pick up foreign languages better.

Granted, but you can't remember English.

I wish I could find my DS games, I lost them all!

Granted, but now you've lost your DS.

I wish I had my drivers' license already. >:|

Granted, but now you're 80 and can't drive anyway.

I wish I was not so warm aaah

granted, now you're on Mars's north pole stuck in 400 ft of permafrost with ice instead of blood.

I wish that that viking would stop looking at me, ARRRRGH!

Granted, but instead he kills you.

I wish there were no time zones.

Granted. The world is now only 10 feet around.

I wish I could.... I dunno. Fly.