AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"I don't know your odds in the world as a whole, but as far as the population of this car goes, you're a veritable mac daddy."

"I fell in love with him the way you fall asleep, slowly, and then all at once."

"A real man never dies, even when he's killed!"

The Arcane corrupts only those that are weak. Keep up your training, or you may find a similar fate.

Give up your foolish trickery, this fish, you cannot cheat.

"Croup and Vandemar, the Old Firm, obstacles obliterated, nuisances eradicated, bothersome limbs removed and tutelary dentistry undertaken."

"Given two works of artistic majesty, otherwise weighted equally, we will give greater acclaim to the one who did it first. It doesn't matter what you create. It matters what you create before anyone else.

So it's not the beauty we admire. It's not the force of intellect. It's not invention, aesthetics, or capacity itself. The greatest talent that we think a man can have? Seems to me that it must be nothing more than novelty."

"When they offered me this position, I asked myself what you'd do. I thought you'd take the chance to make things better. You've given up too much, stood for too long without allies. I didn't want you to do this alone."

Unless you gotta water your peace lily

"Not all boats which sail away into darkness never find the sun again"

"Her voice sounds of cheddar"

I am honor-bound to warn you to stay on the path through the castle. Straying from the path could mean your destruction. … You killed my friend, woman. Stray from your path.

"Mildred, do you remember how we met?"

My new prison is shame... MY NEW PRISON IS SHAAAAAME!!!

Well, I think he's a fagito and we need to go investigate him.