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 Post subject: Too Late to Report the Bot
PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:22 pm 
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For those people who try to submit humorous SCP reports only to find that someone else has beaten them to the punch. I for one would enjoy seeing what humor the ones who were a bit too late came up with.

For this recent one I had been about to submit: "This is what happens when a SCP runs its spiel through Babelfish and then back again in Russian."

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 Post subject: Re: Too Late to Report the Bot
PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:34 pm 
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I hit report, mark it as spam, and then send it
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Hilarious, I know.

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 Post subject: Re: Too Late to Report the Bot
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:50 am 
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I do the same thing.

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 Post subject: Re: Too Late to Report the Bot
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:38 am 
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I dont even look at the reports message if its a SCP.

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 Post subject: Re: Too Late to Report the Bot
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:42 am 
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You're missing out on all of the fun!

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 Post subject: Re: Too Late to Report the Bot
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:57 am 
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Well Great Handsome Oppressor maybe us mericans have our PRIORITIES in more order ok?

We're too busy LAYIN DOWN THE LAW to look at some jokesters jokin up the place

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 Post subject: Re: Too Late to Report the Bot
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:07 am 
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Yeah, frog lovin crossiant, fuckin ' merica all up in the seriousness

Ooey gooey seriousness

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 Post subject: Re: Too Late to Report the Bot
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:21 am 
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Sounds to me like you're

unable to multitask

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 Post subject: Re: Too Late to Report the Bot
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 Post subject: Re: Too Late to Report the Bot
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:26 am 
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Vax wrote:
Well Great Handsome Oppressor maybe us mericans have our PRIORITIES in more order ok?

We're too busy LAYIN DOWN THE LAW to look at some jokesters jokin up the place

Didn't you ignore the SCP that was spamming up the forum while you were online the other day?

YEAH, YOU LAYIN THE LAW DOWN HARD.

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 Post subject: Re: Too Late to Report the Bot
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:31 am 
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If you're gonna hassle a mod...
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Edit: In regards to reporting bots, I usually don't add a hilarious comment since I usually can't think of one.

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 Post subject: Re: Too Late to Report the Bot
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:36 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Too Late to Report the Bot
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:52 am 
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I ran that last one through Google Translate to get the deliciously garbled low-down on what the hell that wall of German is about. APPARENTLY it says:

To change the premiums for an uncertain and somewhat countered not expected at all minimal modification painstaking refunds must instead the aspect helpful site to be underpinned.

Even in the years following months and years, the vans are rented out and play loud GKVs the judgment of the farming practices and the highest high surpluses. This could be a significant reduction in the monthly premiums will come true. The news will fuel the controversy in the conservative government over which the surplus billions in the health system still: The German Institute for World Economics in Lower Saxonys neighboring country after reports of the "Handelsblatt" calculated to generate the TKKs and BEKS and the health fund also 2012 and 2013 riesiege additional revenue expected. Minister Willi Deubler (FDP), told the "New Messages Lübeck (Monday):" Instead, the subsidy for public health insurance has evolved over the past Deakden in a way that is politically unlikely to be acceptable. "

Klammeren prepare the cash demands of economic and political concern. If in the event of an economic downturn, the reserves to be consumed quickly and additional contributions are needed, you could run it insured.

Populist, the media spread invitation would the insurance funds, the unused About shots quickly pay back the insured, very public relations success - an alternative funding together from not really well-equipped project with the term you will discover here is more to mastering the foreseeable turmoil certainly important

From government sources said, however, Finance Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble wants to now two billion euros, which the federal government had transferred in 2011 to the Health Fund. In addition, it is planned to reduce the federal subsidy for non-insurance services to a billion euros.
Klammeren prepare the cash demands of economic and political concern. If in the event of an economic downturn, the reserves to be consumed quickly and additional contributions are needed, you could run it insured.

Federal Health Minister Daniel Bahr (FDP) had reductions in contributions so far been excluded. The company health insurance fund benefited from his financial compensation means. The current surpluses are due to the current good economic situation, also said Kaltenbach.

Of the billions of health insurance policyholders pads have so far little noticed. Now the government is apparently over after a cut of the cash subsidy of 14 billion €.

Of this amount, probably about general plans also included segments such as health insurance independent. So far there is to grant tax-SHI a broad political consensus. Who wants to cut here, "which also provides the non-insurance services in question," the spokeswoman said.

According to the report of the bedrooms, this is intended as a single step. The CDU budget expert Norbert Barthle said in the paper, however, from a permanently lower contribution from the federal government. Given the national and European debt brake should the coalition consider very carefully whether the federal savings are possible. The Federal Ministry of Finance (BMF) had these reports without comment on Tuesday. This is in part analytical approach to areas to like so.

"It is not useful if the fund has far more reserves than required by law and this increased by a new federal borrowing will be funded," he told the paper.

The CDU budget expert Norbert Barthle emphasized, however, it is clear that the funds needed for these services provide a reliable basis. Thus, experts think of Finance Minister Wolfgang Schäuble (CDU) after a one-time reduction of two billion euros.

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Given the high surpluses in the Health Fund, the coalition is considering a reduction in aid of 14 billion €. The report, the Sueddeutsche Zeitung.

To counter a hardly predictable snaking course of the contributions and not with any minor changes Forden arduous refunds, alternatively, the segment must be powerful with you click on this link. The Federal Health Ministry is against the idea.

The Federal Ministry of Health (BMG) and the Statutory Health Insurance Funds Association's plans met with criticism. The tax subsidy is provided, for example, to finance the non-contributory family coverage, said a spokeswoman for BMG. According to the "Rheinische Post" Schäuble experts even think about one order of magnitude "of up to four billion euros."

Problem is that it is difficult to predict is how many women want to switch from old to new contracts. Therefore, private insurers would have to calculate the new rates carefully. For over one minor point of view reasonably should read the section on .. that occupy and use the shu mingles amounts of cash over for this purpose

The Left Party warned the Treasury about to be "get cheddar from the health fund to want." Private health insurers are not the contracts of their existing customers in the opinion of Debeka been due to time may change in time on uniform rates for men and women. But this can be for the stock in the private health insurance through barely hold: In the private health insurance you have the right to change its tariff. Just so women could go from introduction of unisex rates in this.

Background of unisex rates is an ECJ decision of March 2011. According to which tariffs may be after the closing date 21st December 2012 have not been directed by gender. From a purely objective point of view Of course one could also fill the term for complete details and would not otherwise be used here for undrawn funds

Insurance companies are generally not obligated to educate customers about the differences between their old and the new rate. Who wants to go, must consult the appropriate self-employed or using a VeDeVe (Association of the insured) certified consultant. It can therefore be further tested continuously without consequences.

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 Post subject: Re: Too Late to Report the Bot
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:00 am 
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You're perfect for this. proletariats don't care about opinions. All they know is violence. That's why their relationships don't usually end up well. Their spouses try to report the domestic abuse, but of course reports just end up going to... the proletariats.


Omg Sceb yes

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 Post subject: Re: Too Late to Report the Bot
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:08 pm 
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too late to report the butt

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