AWKWARD ZOMBIE

-the foreboding glare of death is felt through the diner shop windows-

Why is working here the scariest thing ever.

Hi. Uh, person outside. Do you want to eat food. We do that here. I mean, we don't eat it. We make it. You eat it. Do you, uh, want that?

Is medican outside again?
-goes outside-

Afdghjklsjs-- oh. Hi, Sol. Can, I uh... Can I get the door for you? Here.

I'm always there when you close your eyes, waiting in the darkness behind your sight.

I am application for working here.

Hi. Sorry, uh, Boss is out for the weekend. Sorry. I'm Sheep. I work in the kitchen normally. But for now I also run it. So I guess you can work. And, if Boss likes you, then he can hire you for real? ...Baa? Ask uh, Wry Bread. She's also in charge. Of everything else. For now. Sorry.

Um, well, sir, I'm not sure if I have the technical authority to hire you. But I don't think we turn anyone away, either... Why don't we see how you do until, uh, Clyve gets back, and I'll give you a recommendation based on your performance. Does that... seem fair?

Dah. I will make the schlop.

Hey, uh, Madican, I don't have a problem with you, you know, being here while Clyve is out, but you kind of cut my face the last time you were here when you popped the lightbulbs. And I'm not angry, but I am politely asking you to maybe use your nightmare magic stuff to get rid of the rest of this glass, because I can't find it all and that's, uh, not very safe.

Please. If you would.

I don't know if we uh, have that on our menu. But we can probably add it. The kitchen's this way. ...I think.

Bully! I'm just in the right humor for some of this "schlop". I'll take a plate whenever it's ready.

I wouldn't mind, uh, a plate of it too. If that's okay.

Sure, I'll just dump it in the trash can. Though I'm technically not here. I was kidding about being in the darkness when you close your eyes, that's just where Nightmares live. Even if technically I'm considered human, for the most part.