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BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:31 pm

Need Runes4 wrote:

What can I get you, you shirtless man~

A cruller and a cup of coffee, 1 cream 1 sugar please.

Dire · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:59 pm

Holy crap, this thread just sploded!

Also, up until last night I had a drawing of all the orders, including the mind fuck.
I just didn't finish the colour in case someone else wanted to draw them.

So, any orders not claimed in the next 12 hours are mine. There. Hold on to your arses, patrons. I am gonna stuff your mouths with so much kawaii you will cry

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:11 pm

Who the fuck cut out the power.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:18 pm

I blame Madican. He smiled at us creepily and Sand Hippo Diner went kaput.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

I did nothing.

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:22 pm

Did anyone see the fuse boxes?

betrippin · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:23 pm

oh is THAT what those are? I used them as string to fix a tear in my dress

Dire · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:54 am

Wry Bread wrote:

I did ask for one a few days ago buuuut I think everyone was too busy.

Not too busy, just afraid I was dominating the coffee machine.

Here you are: You ordered a peppermint tea.

General. Your mind-fuck, sir.

Vealin, you ordered a blueberry pie and gallon of coffee earlier (your first order)You get a gallon worth of refills.

Darkin gets: One dozen doughnuts and an extra large mocha.

Wry Bread · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:44 pm

Dire wrote:

Wry Bread wrote:

I did ask for one a few days ago buuuut I think everyone was too busy.

Not too busy, just afraid I was dominating the coffee machine.

Here you are: You ordered a peppermint tea.

Oh, thank you, Dire. It looks delicious!

Darkin · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:52 pm

Dire wrote:

Wry Bread wrote:

I did ask for one a few days ago buuuut I think everyone was too busy.

Not too busy, just afraid I was dominating the coffee machine.

Darkin gets: One dozen doughnuts and an extra large mocha.

This is wonderful, but what about the rest of my order?

Rinoko · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:58 pm

I'll have a slice of Dutch apple pie, not French apple pie, cut to exactly 1/8 of the whole pie, heated to exactly 100 Degrees, with precisely one tablespoon of whipped cream, no more, no less.

And one whole scoop of French vanilla ice cream. No garnish.

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:59 pm

Pardon me, but what is the status of my order? I ordered a coffee and a cruller 1 day ago and have not received it yet.

Flicky · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:41 pm

I'm back again! I just HAD to come back after the gummi bear drink. I'll take a... Sour Patch Kids cake. With a side of a "cup of dirt". (I hope you know what that is.)

AngelicSongx · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:04 pm

Sorry if we're slow on your orders dear patrons! I'm not quite sure on who's going to serve what to whom, and I'm a bit preoccupied with making a full fledged menu for our cafe. Although, you will still be able to order off the menu (If you know what I mean~ :wink:

) if you wish. It'll just be so everyone has a general idea I guess.

I think I'll work on your order again, Burnt~ B-but.. j-just because other people haven't claimed it yet, okay? I'll let other maids get everyone else's, though, I don't want to take up all of them.

vealin99 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:06 pm

The service here is terrible the place across the street is much better

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