AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You're a dark tentacle creature, just absorb the suit into your shadow and then bring it back out sans glitter.

I swear some of my kind are just so incompetent.

Out of curiosity, what is your establishment's whore capacity?

Emphasis on DARK. I can't mess with glitter. You can't be dark with GLITTER ON YOU.

There are no whores here, we're all dignified young ladies, refined gentlemen, classy creatures, and fabulous upstanding members of society.

And also, can't we all just get along?

Alright before shit turns really retarted with the 10 000 whores I'm annoncing something.

I'm going to be away for a week starting tommrow, Malum and Dire are in charge.

I did ask for one a few days ago buuuut I think everyone was too busy.

What if we just worked together.
Together we could be a kawaii superpower... We could be the Sand Zombie/Awkward Hippo cafe and diner!

I'd rather not work with a creature who sprays shit at the slightest provocation.

I'd rather not be against a creature that sprays shit all over a rival establishment

We can call the police if it's done again.

Though I am a very good janitor, so it wouldn't really matter much either way. These tendrils can all hold cleaning implements. Alternatively I put it all in my shadow and then sneak a tendril over there to dump in their trash can.

[Walks in and takes a seat by the window.]

I would like a cruller and a cup of coffee, 1 cream 1 sugar.

this is truly terrifying.

Madican-chan the janitor! Dont touch the tendrils, I swear to god you wont get that hand back.

Jesus Christ how horrifying

What can I get you, you shirtless man~

That is fantastic Willow, I will be the most terrifying janitor ever.