AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Magic.

Magic or the rent's late.

Can hippos pay rent?

It still helps, which is why I'm going to go on a fuel run. And I'm totally not going to siphon the fuel out of somebody's car that happens to be parked across the street. Especially a car that's parked in the manager's parking spot.

'Cause that would be just rude of me.

But I walk to work every morning.

See? I'm getting gas from a gas station. Like a law-abiding citizen.

But if you did drive, I would totally not siphon gasoline from it or anything.

I haven't broken any lights. The power's just out. Also if you were paying attention Alexandy did something to the backup generator, hence his statement about the gas and needing a new generator.

Unrelated, Clyve, who's in charge when you're gone?

I vote for Wry.

I tripped. A bit of soda might have gotten into the tank. Do you want this non-siphoned fuel or not?

Oh! Gosh, Marcato. I mean... I can try if that's cool with everybody!

And Madican, well, I'm sorry. It's just that you're a terrifying multitentacled horror (no offense) and the lights are out. It was wrong of me to, uhh, give in to my prejudices. Can you forgive me?

No harm done.

Oh what's up guys-
-darkness-
Goddammit Madican what did I tell you about using your eldritch darkness thingy on competition? That's not how we denizens of the underworld use our powers. Return it or I'm revoking your darkness privilege.

I did nothing! Why do I have to keep saying it?

Oh, it's okay, Sol. I don't think it was him; it's probably just an admittedly creepy coincidence that, uh, he happened to be here when the lights went out. The generator is broken, though.

Here you go, Sheep!

Sheep suggests Sheep for running the diner while Boss is out.