AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted. Your bedroom is now so full of socks that you can't move.


And because I had to:

Granted. You're now eternally pestered by a guy who keeps asking for a facebattle and keeps excusing himself in the most annoying way possible.



I wish I didn't come off as such a bitter asshole.

Granted. Now your feet are bitter instead of your booty.

I wish that I hadn't gone to that one place to talk to that one guy about that one thing.

Granted. But now, you regret not having gone to that one place to talk to that one guy about that one thing. What if something major and important took place there without you knowing it?


I wish so many of these wishes didn't have something to do with feet.

Granted, they all now have something to do with fingernail clippings.

Anyway, I wish my art was more well-known. Seriously, I saw this guy who just joined DA today and he already had 14 watchers. WTF.

Granted, but you die...so...yeah...that's pointless.

I wish I that people would stop arguing on how to pronounce "GIF".

Granted but its not the way you always pronounce it.
I wish school was less than an hour a day.

Granted but there are no such things as holidays or breaks, and everyone is still stupid.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but now you won't sleep until you die.

I wish humans as a whole would stop sucking.

Granted. But unfortunately for you, that includes your girlfriend.


I wish people would consider life outside of other people they either heard about or met themselves.

Granted. but they hate it. Everything.



I wish my half-brother was never born.

Granted, but now he's your half sister.

I wish I had dark side of the force type powers.

Hah! Joke's on you. I don't even HAVE a girlfriend.

Granted. But only because you get possessed by a demon.
Who sparkles in sunlight.

I wish this forum used vBB instead of whatever the heck it uses now.


I'm not entirely sure WHY you think that's better than having a girlfriend that just won't suck.

Granted, but VBB stands for Vertically Balanced Boulders. i.e., you get squashed.

I wish that my friends were online more.

Granted.

But you lose all your limbs in a horrible skiing accident and are thus unable to type and chat with your friends.

Granted, however you didn't wish for anything so I came up with one for you:



Granted. You are now on fire.

I wish was :awesome: