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vealin99 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:34 pm

Yes sir...

Darkin · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:57 pm

Sandwich Monster wrote:

Oh goodness gracious this thread~

It's been quite a while since I've had a slice of grapehippo tart, maybe someone could whip one up for me? Seeing as how I'm a spiral princess and all. c:

Sandwich, a fine princess like you does NOT belong in this terrible place. Can you believe they don't even allow hippos here? The Sandhippo Diner serves MUCH better grapehippo tarts.

AngelicSongx · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:01 pm

This place is perfect for princesses. Also on the topic of that, we should use these as reference material:

Besides the way too melty gooey bits.

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:02 pm

hey, HEY NO ADVERTISING YOUR DINER IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

I CAN CALL THE POLICE ON YOU.

gtfo darkin go back to your diner place you have whores to hussle

Rinoko · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:08 pm

Why are there roses in your pizza

I am calling a health inspector

Wry Bread · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:09 pm

Marcato wrote:

Why are there roses in your pizza

I am calling a health inspector

And gemstones. Isn't that a choking hazard?

Not Malum · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:10 pm

Marcato wrote:

Why are there roses in your pizza

I am calling a health inspector

They're all edible. We make them ourself.

Darkin · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:10 pm

And just LOOK at all that glitter. My suit will be stained for WEEKS. And even then, THE GLITTER WILL NEVER TRULY COME OFF.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:11 pm

You have been infected with kawaii. Run while you still can.

Darkin · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:13 pm

Marcato wrote:

You have been infected with kawaii. Run while you still can.

I swear, if I catch the Kawaii while at your restaurant, you will NEVER hear the end of it! I'll sue your asses harder than a swarm of fangirls on a yaoi book!

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:30 pm

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

So...is my application accepted or denied?

Not Malum · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:33 pm

she was drawing it last night so accepted

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Huzzah. Time to get to work cleaning and/or putting on a puppet show.

Darkin · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:34 pm

My SUIT, madame. COVERED.
IN.
GLITTER.

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