AWKWARD ZOMBIE

We need more orders, darlings. Gotta pay the bills.

What about golemancy? You could make animate stuffed animals and junk. What if this, but it could wave at you when you came in?

Okay
What if

I bring in some tentacles
Everyone loves tentacles, and they're so fuckin kawaii
And if you pay extra, the tentacles can focus on you
Everyone wins

Please I need this job

Darkin, what if you combined your terrible black magiks with my stuffed octopi? Then everyone wins. Who wouldn't want to be focused on by soft and squishy yet vaguely malevolent plush-arms?

But is it Kawaii enough?

I'm confident when I say they are

pretty

kawaii.

I have one and they are both frighteningly omnipresent once in your possession, and very cuddly. I think that makes up for it, probably.

DARKIN WILL NEVER HOLD A JOB IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT
HE ALREADY MOLESTS ME ENOUGH AT HOME

So we're signing up at the same time? As a combo act? Alright by me.

Sir get out of my cafe, your to big for the building please go stand outside.

We'll bring your sacred virging out after I have a nice long talk with her about bringing her pets to work.

Treat me to tea occasionally or sneak it to me whoops and I will gladly stitch you all the black magic-compatible plushgolems you could want.

I would like to point out for the record that black magic is super kawaii. Look at all those totally adorable little magic girls that are secretly thousand year old demons and junk.

EDIT: Also consider how completely huggable Black Mages are with their floppy hats and sleeves and mooshy glow-eyed faces!

B-but willow
I-I'm your co-manager
Please someone burst in through the door with an order soon

God fine, I'll take an extra large mocha, A dozen of those doughnuts, and another "Doughnut." *Winks to Kira*

I would like a club sandwich and a cherry soda.

Is that all, hons? I assure you, we serve some things not on the menu *wink*