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Flicky · **Posted:** Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:29 am

Yeah, that's pretty daisies kawaii, but it'll never be as kawaii as my liquid gummi bears.

That's still fused to my tongue.

AngelicSongx · **Posted:** Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:24 pm

Dire makes me want to quit. He's too good at his job, and he didn't even say sugoi yet.

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:38 pm

Isn't that grounds for firing?

AngelicSongx · **Posted:** Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:16 pm

I wouldn't want to fire someone who's amazing at their job.

Alexandy13 · **Posted:** Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:59 pm

You guys don't have a soda joik squirrel, no cafe is complete with a soda joik squirrel.

Name: Andy
Aliases: Whatever you want it to be, Sweetcheeks. (Or Andy-Kun, whichever works)
Hobbies: Pouring drinks, writing kawaii fiction (In secret), playing pianos, being able to elbow a jukebox into functioning without quarters.
Previous Experience: Part time Bartender & Piano player for a Mafia owned establishment
Personality: Chocolate suaveness and general 'joikiness' covering a chewy core of caramel kawaii.
Pic:

(Squirrelness not available due to not up-to-date camera technology.)
(Curse my crummy phone camera.)

That's not all, hire now and you'll get this super cheery fox to serve the poured drinks! (Does not require separate paycheck.)

Name: Alex
Aliases: Alex-chan
Hobbies: Magic tricks, adventure movies, and being a maid every Thursday that isn't a holiday.
Previous Experience: Is a Maid every Thursday that isn't a holiday.
Personality: Absolutely cheerful and pleased to serve. Kawaiiness may vary.
Pic:

Dire · **Posted:** Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:31 pm

Don't quit, Angel.

Consider me the older Onee-san type. Makes good food, but isn't very nice to the customers. That's where you come in.

I'm all old and crotchety. Actually I guess that makes me more of an Obaa- san.

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:48 pm

Chibi-Sol please dont kill any of the patron-sama's they just want to see how kawaii you are.

Keegstar the squirtle who serves patron-sama's and cleans dishes in super fast speeds with their bubble beams!

Dire our second barista, may her beautiful drinks make your day ever bright and caffinated!

electronic goat · **Joined:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:36 pm **Posts:** 2218

oh my goodness why is death so kawaii

the scythe has a bow

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:23 pm

Yer fudgin' right I'm kawaii. The bow helps channel my magical uguu-kawaii-bo jutsu powers.

Not Malum · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:48 pm

The AZ Cafe is looking for some kawaii desu entertainment, whether it's a j-pop band, "scandalous" entertainment, or a super kawaii magic show ^_^
Apply today, AZ Forumites!~

Taruta · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:07 pm

Malum wrote:

The AZ Cafe is looking for some kawaii desu entertainment, whether it's a j-pop band, "scandalous" entertainment, or a super kawaii magic show ^_^
Apply today, AZ Forumites!~

WE

NEED

JAM

PROJECT

Darkin · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:15 pm

Is Necromancy Kawaii enough for your entertainment? I promise you won't smell a thing!

Wry Bread · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:17 pm

Darkin wrote:

Is Necromancy Kawaii enough for your entertainment? I promise you won't smell a thing!

Hey hey a necromancer already visited here, he's just the opposite of proactive and left when no one took his order.

Darkin · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:53 pm

Well, yeah, but just think about it

A buncha skeletons dancing about in a kawaii as SHIT way
Doin some awesome tricks

Everyone will love it.

Not Malum · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:54 pm

Darkin order something or get out of the cafe
Necromancy isn't kawaii

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